When someone is completely fucking stupid they are "straight hail" as if they have suffered extreme brain damage from being stuck in an insane hail storm.
Bro 1: I swallowed an ice cube 3 days ago, how come I haven't pooped it out yet?
Bro 2: Holy fuck you're straight hail
Bro 2: Holy fuck you're straight hail
by Its Ya Boy Yung Dagger Dick September 9, 2018
Get the straight hailmug. to not be cross eyed.
by archerychick November 23, 2015
Get the straight eyedmug. When a dude continuously jokes with other dudes that he is attracted to them and wants to get it on, to the point that his bros are convinced that he bats for the other team. Typically happens between roommates in hockey dressing rooms, small apartments, dormitories or while sleeping in a tent.
by SpamMasterDude August 12, 2021
Get the Johnson Straightmug. by bekfastathome September 8, 2020
Get the straight with benefitsmug. Having sexual intercourse without a condom. Preformed by individuals who live their life on the edge.
"Ah bro, you stuck it in her butt? Please tell me you wrapped it up?"
"Nah, i gave it to her...straight steel"
"Nah, i gave it to her...straight steel"
by rtmoney March 30, 2009
Get the Straight Steelmug. verb: Taking a fat rip (bong, dab, etc.), and instead of waiting to inhale until you pull the bowl, you immediately start inhaling toxic heat into your lungs.
by Mallex January 23, 2022
Get the Straight Pipin'mug. Term used to describe a situation where a man fails to sustain a pre-existing erection. Often applied to instances where sex was imminent but did not occur as a result of the flopped straight.
Mike was so horny after making out with his girlfriend for three hours, but when she took her panties off and he finally realized he was about to lose his virginity, he got so nervous that he wound up flopping a straight, much to her dismay.
by Chonky December 9, 2008
Get the Flopping a straightmug.