The term given to a release of faeces that take on a particularly liquid-like texture, as well as the colour of melted cadbury's dairy milk caramel.
Unfortunately, the taste isn't quite the same
Unfortunately, the taste isn't quite the same
Guy 1: what's wrong with Alfonso? Has he got the shits?
Guy 2: much worse. He has the choccy squirts.
Guy 2: much worse. He has the choccy squirts.
by DefinitionDoctor January 26, 2014
Get the Choccy Squirtsmug. A short, Greek man with a big forehead. Usually goes by garída. Can make any girls mouni turn into a jet hose with just the tip of a finger.
by Squirtworks June 6, 2022
Get the Squirt Mastermug. by Qusquirt May 5, 2023
Get the Squirt Gun in the Mailboxmug. by fruitsquirtguy April 18, 2016
Get the fruit squirtsmug. When a girl pees on a guy during sex.
Guy’s have believed that girls can squirt for years mainly because they are easily manipulated and afraid that they have been peed on.
Synonyms: pee
Guy’s have believed that girls can squirt for years mainly because they are easily manipulated and afraid that they have been peed on.
Synonyms: pee
“He told me he only dates girls that squirt so I peed on him.”
“Please excuse me, I have to go squirt.”
“Squirt or be squirted.” - Mark Prentice July 2019
“Please excuse me, I have to go squirt.”
“Squirt or be squirted.” - Mark Prentice July 2019
by Squirtorbesquirted July 10, 2019
Get the Squirtmug. No Squirt December is when when a female must go the whole month without masterbating or having sexual intercourse or any sexual conflict of that nature for the whole month on decomber
by Wrld333 November 5, 2020
Get the No Squirt Decembermug. The liquid explosions that can be compared to a shotgun bang, that exits your ass after drinking whey protein.
Bro1:Damn man got home and drank some protein last night, next thing I know I was shotgunning the toilet.
Bro 2:Must of been the protein squirts
Bro 2:Must of been the protein squirts
by Beta hater June 22, 2018
Get the Protein squirtsmug.