Sky Shitting

1. The act of hovering ones ass between 1 and 3 feet above a public toilet and defecting large quantities everywhere. The goal is to get as much shit and toilet water from being inside the bowl as possible.

2. The random event by which shit falls from the sky

1. Dude I was in Walmart and had to take the biggest dump. I hobbled to the handicap stall of the bathroom and went Sky Shitting. Oh man, by the time i was done there was an inch of water in the bowl and 19 oz of shit everywhere. Sucks for that impoverished who gets to clean it up.

2. Man, there I was walking down 5th Avenue and bam, I got hit with the biggest sky shit. All over my new velvet suit too...

by Poo Poo Plattah December 3, 2013

dog-shitting-tacks mad

A state of extreme, unforeseen, and sudden anger. A reference to the disposition of a canine while it is completing the unfortunate task of expelling tacks from its rectum. The dog is extremely upset and can't figure what exactly is going on or how it happened. Used in the North American Deep South.

When John found out his best friend was sleeping with his fiancé, he was dog-shitting-tacks mad.

by Madman623 January 14, 2014

Pants-Shitting Rock

Pants-Shitting Rock is rock n' roll music that is just so outstandingly fantastic that one shits theirs and their friend's pants simultaneously.

The concert was so fan-fucking-tastic that it was Pants-Shitting Rock.

by Dr. Infinite-Savagery M.D. April 2, 2017

Train Spotting Safety Net

(n) Stag term for the drug Naloxone ( aka NARCAN). Term is based on the drug addiction movie Train Spotting and the drugs use in countering opioid overdose.

Don't worry. We can shoot up. I've got plenty of Train Spotting Safety Net in case we OD.

Train Spotting Safety Net is great but who's going to administer it if we OD?

by Funmunke April 2, 2017

Baby Shitting

When your baby can't be left alone but you have to poop so you bring baby in the bathroom with you.

"Hey, what you doing?"
"I'm baby shitting right now, but I'll be finished in a minute".

by UrbanKel November 15, 2017

incredible shitting chihuahua

A chihuahua (breed of dog) that defecates much more than you'd expect a small dog to leave a shit.

Toby is known as the incredible shitting chihuahua because he shits in the yard so much!

by Telephony November 2, 2018

Bed Sitting

The term "Bed Sitting" applies to an individual who has no purpose in life and sits in a bed all day, preferably their partners bed. When an individual is bed sitting, they tend to have their laptop with them and watch Youtube videos all day while their partner is out making a living to support the individual who is bed sitting.

Scenario:

Man1: Hey have you seen Jessica lately?
Man2: No i havent... but if you check the snap map location, it shows she is still at Smith Ave where her boyfriend lives.

Man1: She is always there right? I wonder why she is there everyday?
Man2: She is probably bed sitting for when her boyfriend comes back from work to support her lazy ass!

by ConnorsCure November 19, 2019