Soggy Speed Bag

The act of licking an enlarged hemroid.

My buddy got totally wasted and gave this fat chick a soggy speed bag.

by CHRIS SHAGLEY November 12, 2007

Soggy chicken balling

The act of dipping your testicles in sweet and sour sauce then proceeding to have anal sex with your partner from behind until all the sauce has been slapped off of your balls and into their vagina.

Jodie caught an infection from when I was soggy chicken balling her last week.

by Curly smurf May 21, 2018

Soggy Santa Hat

When one jacks off into a Santa Claus hat and then puts it on his wife's head at the family breakfast on Christmas Day.

Person 1: "Why are you showing up on my doorstep on Christmas Day."

Person 2: "Beacause I gave my wife a Soggy Santa Hat at breakfast."

Person 1: "Oh not good!"

by Hey Jack December 12, 2014

Soggy biscuit

Wet vag.

I want to put it in your soggy biscuit.

by Ladyfs December 22, 2018

Soggy Waffle Cone

Same event as Soggy Waffle only they jerk-off into a waffle cone and the loser has to eat it bottom up enjoying a nice hot load.

Phil just had to eat that whole Soggy Waffle Cone!

by Tyler G. February 20, 2009

soggy sao

When a bunch of sexually attractive males enter a private room and each are given a Sao cracker. Once received, they all have to ejaculate their cum onto that nice tasty cracker and the last lad to finish last has to eat each of the other players cummy crackers. The loser also has their head shaved in shame and has to wear an adult nappy AND cum in it as punishment.

Damn, Alex, you were the last one to ejaculate them cums. You have to now each the soggy sao

by redhoodedgangi March 1, 2018

Soggy Biscuits

A term to that is used to refer to the band Limp Biscuit in a derogatory way.

Soggy biscuits cannot play tonight because they are in the backstage playing a game.

by Breiswrong December 22, 2017