oh boy
shrek is a flamin hot cheeto i must say
he's a green god can't be compared to a victoria secret angel his sharp jawline can cut bedrock and his abs are bulletproof
shrek is a flamin hot cheeto i must say
he's a green god can't be compared to a victoria secret angel his sharp jawline can cut bedrock and his abs are bulletproof
by bigppshrekdaddy August 27, 2019

by peepeepoopoo lord January 26, 2021

The ultimate daddy of the universe. His eyes, so brown, like a rotten onion. His skin, so green, like the surface of a weed-filled pond. His ears, so hot, they can melt even the coldest hearts.
We will love you forever Shrek.
We will love you forever Shrek.
by Jack Sparrow's pirate girl March 29, 2023

by d0ct0r p3n15 October 25, 2019

by i have alargeshlonglikeyourmom September 20, 2021

Shrek do be a magical human who date Rhianna samways and I have to go to the uk it is a bich and says it is a good song what u doing tomorrowIts and the handle is the next place to put a roblox talent show.
Shrek is so fit 🐄
by Ranatheshreklover1013isthemagi May 13, 2021

Shrek story is a story you told to an individual so many times that the person can repeat the story back to you.
Michelle was telling her sister about the time her best friend brother was pretending to be Shrek. Her sister turned around and said you told me this story before let me tell you the story. And proceeded to say the Shrek story back to her.
by Amandokas April 17, 2023
