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Shrek

oh boy

shrek is a flamin hot cheeto i must say

he's a green god can't be compared to a victoria secret angel his sharp jawline can cut bedrock and his abs are bulletproof
guy 1:oh man who is that?
guy 2: holy moly thats shrek!!
by bigppshrekdaddy August 27, 2019
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Shrek

Bob: Shrek is sexy as fuck
Bob 2: I know
by peepeepoopoo lord January 26, 2021
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Shrek

The ultimate daddy of the universe. His eyes, so brown, like a rotten onion. His skin, so green, like the surface of a weed-filled pond. His ears, so hot, they can melt even the coldest hearts.

We will love you forever Shrek.
Shrek is love, shrek is life, if you do not love shrek, I will kill your wife
by Jack Sparrow's pirate girl March 29, 2023
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shrek

shrek: what are you doin in my swamp
donkey: your a sexy bastard you are
by d0ct0r p3n15 October 25, 2019
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shrek

a verry sexy higher being who will save us all from the fatness of yourmum
wow your so hot and saved me your just like shrek
by i have alargeshlonglikeyourmom September 20, 2021
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Shrek

Shrek do be a magical human who date Rhianna samways and I have to go to the uk it is a bich and says it is a good song what u doing tomorrowIts and the handle is the next place to put a roblox talent show.
Shrek is so fit 🐄
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Shrek story

Shrek story is a story you told to an individual so many times that the person can repeat the story back to you.
Michelle was telling her sister about the time her best friend brother was pretending to be Shrek. Her sister turned around and said you told me this story before let me tell you the story. And proceeded to say the Shrek story back to her.
by Amandokas April 17, 2023
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