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Screenshit

When you're a dumbass who can't spell Screenshot
"Anybody have a screenshit"
by SubconsciousDeviant March 3, 2022
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Defensive Screen look

When a person looks at your screen in Splitscreen Multiplayer to avoid being killed.
Paul was going to sneak up and knife John in MW2 but he Defensive Screen looked and turned around and killed him!
by CH4OS October 5, 2011
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Cracked Screen App

When you crack your iPhone screen for some reason, but you just keep using it since it still works. It is free to get this app but if you want to get rid of it, you need to pay around $70 to get it fixed.
TT: How was the party last night?
AK: I got hella drunk last night and I blacked out. I noticed I got the Cracked Screen App on my iPhone when I woke up this morning.
by Anusman2009 July 23, 2012
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Fucking Screener

Humans who can't stop fucking with, texting/looking at, their smart phone screen.
Texting while walking the Fucking Screener landed a face plant off the curb he could not see.

Screeners sit in the same room with each other and text instead of talking to each other.

Screaners are the worst to date.
by Blue Sparks January 8, 2013
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Plasma Screen

Term used when a women has small straight asian ass that almost continuation of her back just like a plasma T.V screen!
Dude, Check out that plasma screen Lol
- Oh God ! Lol
by lorans January 12, 2014
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Split Screen Reality Wank

When you have a wank over someone you know who looks like an actress in a porn film. You split your screen to show the woman you know on one side of the screen (perhaps a Facebook photo) and the porn video with actress who looks like her on the opposite side.
Brian: "You coming down the pub mate?"
John: "Nah, having a split screen reality wank mate."
Brian: "What's that?"
John: "Found a pornstar that looks like your sister mate, will load that up while looking at your sisters profile picture."
Brian: "You're a sick fuck mate."
by Jimmy Peters August 5, 2016
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Closin yo screen

The act of hiding a nigga's cam after they say or do some dumb shit on tiny chat. Usually followed by the dancing Vegeta.
Subzero: "All ya niggas is gay"
Big_ass_Chadwick: "What you say Sub, oh oh, closin yo screen!"
Busterwooolf: *Posts the dancing Vegeta on his cam*
by busterwoooolf September 7, 2009
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