Pencil Sharpener

A term often used to describe this or a similar kind of sexual interation:

It is when a male uses his pencil (penis) to stick it into a girl's pencil sharpener (vagina) and the guy moves his pencil in a circular motion to create the pencil sharpening effect.

Friend: Dude I could totally do the pencil sharpener on that girl Beverly!

Hillel: Her? I tried to do that several days ago, however my pencil was too small to fit.

Friend: I think I'll be fine, if anything my pencil will be too thick for her sharpener!!1

by Jeremy Lanko January 10, 2006

Scrape Job

When a male has a classic case of itchy ball syndrome, the partner performs an itching of the scrotum with their teeth.

"Hey honey I think it's time for a scrape job. I have been sitting at work all day long." Said Bill.

by BAMFMASTA M December 5, 2010

scrapegoat

scrape- to intrude on someone else's private conversation when they are not wanted. If someone is known to 'scrape' often and does it many times they become known as a scrapegoat. Therefore when that person tries to start conversation with a group of people, without actually scraping somebody will tell them they should "scrape out". This mean that anytime the person known as a scrapegoat they are 'scraping even though they might not be, its just everybody takes joy in calling them a scrape.

"hey everyone, what were you talking about"

"scrape out you scrapegoat"

by joel edmonds September 29, 2009

shape

another way of saying cool or "it's fine"

John : "I'll pick you up around 10, is that okay?"
Jane : "yea, that's shape.."

Flloyd : "Yea don't worry about Jane, I shaped everything out with her this morning.."

by h4xx0r_m0nk3y September 19, 2004

Pencil Sharpener

1. A woman's vagina. sex usually involves a man inserting his "pencil" into the woman's pencil sharpener.
2. A sometimes electronically-powered device used to sharpen pencils if they break or become too blunt.

1. Dude: "woah, check out that hot ass babe!"
Other Dude: "I gotta sharpen my pencil in that baby!"

2. Kid: "Teacher, can I use the pencil sharpener?"
Teacher: "Why are you asking people permission to use a pencil sharpener? Just do it already, it's perfectly legal!"

by B34ST December 28, 2005

shrapnel

Shrapnel can come in a good many of forms. One of which is if you are flicking staples at someone, they need to yell "SHRAPNEL!!" and take cover. Another form is people shrapnel which often happens when people jump across seats on a bus and land on you. When this happens you also can yell "SHRAPNEL!!" And the last form of shrapnel is when a grenade blows up and sends scraps of razor sharp metal into your face and or body.But nobody has heard of that last form.

Little Johnny was trying to make it to the classroom door but all of a sudden he got hit with flying staple shrapnel in the spinal chord and he got paralyzed for life.

by littlewing64 April 2, 2009

scrape

A girl who has sex with a lot of guys. A whore/ho.

Lisa: "Damn. She just had sex with Jojo last night and now she's all up on Robert."

Nina: "Girl. Why r u acting so suprised? U know she's a scrape.

by Kandygrl7 March 20, 2010