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Shark Ass

When it seems like a person doesn't have a booty but, when they wear little to no clothes they have a booty.
It sneaks up like a shark.
Erika has a shark ass and maybe her
by CreamcheeseDaddy February 23, 2020
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Shift Shark

A co-worker who continually tries to pick up shifts, even if the shift is not up for grabs.
"Man, I really need some money, but Charlie was so pushy about taking my shift at work I had to give it to him!"
"I know, he's such a shift shark."
by Urbandefiner2589 April 9, 2009
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Tiger Sharking

The gluttonous act of vomiting with the intention of making room for further consumption of food and/or drink.
I love Tiger Sharking at all you can eat buffets.
by Mock Turtlenex March 6, 2017
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Shark noodling

When a male human being ejaculates inside the womb of a female human being and then reaches inside of her with his fingers and starts scooping the sperm out by the dozens or even hundreds. By doing this one hopes that his little sharks will not be able to swim and find an egg before being scooped out of her meat curtains and being slung onto the sheets, floor, toilet, her face, etc.
Wyndall: Hey JW , what's all this white stuff all over the living room?

JW: Sorry call the cleaning lady, I went shark noodling last night.
by MAG66 March 21, 2017
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Silly Shark

A silly shark is when you are soooo funny you get blood thirsty and eat human
A: Babe, you are so silly shark!
*Babe eats person A*
by SharknadoFan53 October 7, 2020
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Placenta Shark

anyone who dates a Pregnant woman to later steal her placenta and sell them to other Placenta sharks, rice sharks, mud sharks, or bean sharks.

or:
A term shouted during a game of beer pong to cause the opposing team to miss their shot horribly due to extreme amounts of laughter.
"Why are you dating that pregnant chick? Are you a Placenta Shark!"

"Shoot the damn ball you Placenta Shark!"
by Yvonne ginger October 18, 2008
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Shark-Nosing

The act of getting away completely unharmed from a situation that in any other instance would have resulted in certain death.

Inspired by the photographs of David 'Baz' Jenkins who, whilst on a shark tour boat off the coast of South Africa, photographed the miraculous escape of a seal from almost certain death in the jaws of a Great White shark. At one point the seal is seen balancing on the nose of its attacker as the shark propels itself out of the water in pursuit of its prey.
"She escaped the inferno with only minor cuts and bruises, shark-nosing her way out of the car window before it started to roll."
by lightstonemeadow October 10, 2013
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