Scat Scratch

Is caused when one takes a messy shit and doesn't remove all the dirty residue. After walking around your ass cheeks become chaffed. Its the worst on a hot summer's day. This can also happen to male when ramming a persons unclean ass.

John took an explosive dump as soon as we got to Amusement Park. At the end of the day he looked like someone had shoved a 12 foot dick in his ass. He was suffering from the scat scratch.

Guy to Friend- "Dude, I nailed Betty in the ass the other night. I don't think she didn't wiped good enough. my dick has a huge scat scratch.

by legendDF September 15, 2011

batch satchel

scrotum, where you keep your man seed.

if you dont stop bugging me, i will kick your batch satchel

by partsgirl October 26, 2012

jew satchel

The pockets of a hoodie; known to be a satchel by Jews because they are too cheep to buy an actual purse/satchel.

Guy 1: why does that girl have all the that stuff shoved in her hoodie?
Guy 2: must be her Jew satchel.

by Satchel lover January 22, 2014

flamingo scratch

Standing on one foot and using the other foot to scratch your leg.

My hands were full and my calf was so itchy, so I did the old flamingo scratch!

by grasshiphopper July 21, 2015

bollock satchel

alternate name for a scrotum, a ballsack, a ballbag, male testicles

'dude, your bollock satchel looks like its on fire'

by mangorice August 15, 2015

Dirty Satchel

When you are sixty-nining with a girl, but you end up vomiting on her, so she ends up with a mouth full of cum and a pussy full of vomit. A "Satchel" if you will.

Person A: "We were going at it so hard, I accidentally gave her a Dirty Satchel."
Person B: "Eww, disgusting!"

by somerussiannigger October 20, 2016

lay scratch

To leave tire marks behind from peeling out.

I've got a bitchin' Camaro that can lay scratch from here to Taco Bell.

by PonyRunner July 23, 2017