Sploof

The definition of a sploof: someone who is constantly doing an idiotic thing that could or could not have been easily prevented

Marine dropped her vibrator out of her pocket in the middle of class, not once but twice.. everyone called her a sploof.

by GreyTime November 1, 2023

Snoof

To blow vapor right into someone’s face as an act of dominance or spite , preferably someone younger than you or elderly

‘That yr 12 just snoofed me’
‘Let’s go snoof that bitch in the back’
‘Go snoof that year 7’
‘Imma snoof that granny’
‘That child looks hungry for snoof’n’

by Fellowfleshbag November 2, 2023

Snoof

To to inhale a vape and exhale onto someone in an act of dominance and or spite. Preferably someone younger or elderly.

‘Yo imma Snoof that granny, she be giving me that mad stank eye’
‘That yr 12 just snoofed me’
‘Dat baby be hungry for a snoof’n’
‘Imma Snoof that yr 7’
‘Let’s pull a Snoof n run on that mother and child’
‘Imma Snoof dat milf’
‘Whatch me Snoof Dahlia, that bitch has it comin’

by Fellowfleshbag November 3, 2023

Smoofie

A 'sherm', simp, loser with a knack for acting big and bad. A poser who acts hard but in reality, is soft. A pussy, a scaredy-cat, etc.

"nah, he really a smoofie ass bitch"

"wait till I spin dat block"
"ya smoofie ass aint spinning nada"

by lowkeypokin March 1, 2024

scoof

A fat middle-aged man in sloppy clothes who doesn't do any sport but prefers to sit on his sofa playing videogames or watching TV. A scoof usually works at factory or in the office, has interests in simulator games or fishing, likes to grumble at younger people.

What a beer belly! I bet this scoof hasn't seen his dick in years!

by Boltotron September 17, 2024

spofforth

coat liberally with the semen of unvaccinated British men

"I'm going round Gary's later. We're gonna do a right old spofforth on his budgie."

by bernie911 September 19, 2024

Smoofy

Meaning to cutely and smoothly preform a feat, usually about a small animal.

“That bird is so smoofy!”

by The really deally December 30, 2024