Spanked

You high off your ass your basically in space

Damn bra I’m spanked , that jay striked Oc I’m spanked

by TinaIsthatbitchpurr June 11, 2020

Spanking Biscuits

When you and the boys are golfing and one of them (it could be you) gets a call from their ex-wife discussing child support money and/or custody of the kids.

The boys were hitting the links on a Thursday afternoon when we lost Johny, before realizing he was Spanking Biscuits

by Crag Scalpula April 19, 2025

kipper spank

a spank on the buttock with a disabled fish

the other day I was misbehaving at school and my maths teacher gave me a good old kipper spank

by totallygaymaddy July 10, 2018

turtle spank

When someone likes to hear the sound of somthing being spanked

yo turtle spank stop spanking those hams!

by turtle spank February 5, 2018

wet spankings

Wet spankings is when one of your homies leaves the toilet lid up when they use the bathroom before you and then when you go in and inevitably fall ass first into the toilet all 10 of your homies barge into the bathroom and take turns spanking your wet ass

The foreskin goblin is a fat bastard (not the fat bastard from the hit movie Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged me ) who deserves wet spankings.

by John_ green_go_meow April 19, 2020

pan-spank-sual

A spanko who enjoys spanking play with all genders. They may identify as straight or gay and have a preferred gender that they play with but also enjoy spanking other genders as well. Or, they could identify as bisexual or pansexual and enjoy spanking all genders.

Who you like to spank is not necessarily in accordance with who you are sexually attracted to. Some people like platonic spankings.

Person 1: Do you know if that female top plays with women? I heard she has a boyfriend and is a straight girl.

Person 2: Yeah! She's pan-spank-sual. I've seen her use the hairbrush on a naughty young lady before.

by girlwhogetsspanked March 26, 2024

Spanking The Gorilla

Similar to Spanking The Monkey.

When you have a really hairy bush and jerk off, so hairy that you aren't just Spanking The Monkey anymore, you're Spanking The Gorilla.

Matt resorted to Spanking The Gorilla all night long after not receiving anything more than a handjob from his girlfriend earlier that day.

by sdasdsadd June 20, 2016