Gutter-Spank Ham

A trashy hood rat, could be the project's could be a trailer park.

Look at that "Gutter-spank ham" riding by on her bike.

by Hooknbook September 15, 2020

spank putty

A lotion or mixture used for masturbation.

Hey Joey can you hand me that spank putty...my weiner is as red as a baboon ass

by Johnny wacker April 21, 2014

Spank Bank

Asset
A memory bank of your naughty incidents your partner accumulates allowing him to throw you over his shoulder and spank you along the way prior to having his way with you.

You put googly eyes on his licence; That’s one for “The Spank Bank”

by Squid Taco March 30, 2022

Alabama cheese spank

The Alabama cheese spank is a sexual act when the male first covers his hands in melted cheese or nacho cheese. The male the proceeds to spank the female while using the cheese as lube

guy 1: dude my girlfriend and me did the Alabama cheese spank and now her pussy smells like cheese!

guy 2: well no shit its going to smell like cheese after that.

by epic man epic words September 9, 2021

turtle spank

When someone likes to hear the sound of somthing being spanked

yo turtle spank stop spanking those hams!

by turtle spank February 5, 2018

Southbank spank

When you masturbate at the BFI Southbank cinema and like it. Also known as "Southbank wank"

Shall we go watch Goodfellas for a Southbank spank?

by philmphan July 7, 2023

Ball spanking

This is an action that can be done by female or male. In which man’s genitals, crotch, nuts,balls, groin, genitalia are slapped repeatedly, and some people do this to there friends as a joke. The male whom is getting slapped in the nuts will endures a ton of pain which is an understatement

Guy1: “ stop ball spanking me”!

Guy2: “ why would I stop ball spanking you after all your not in any pain right ”?

Guy1: “ I’ll give you 10$ If you stop ball spanking me”

by Biggest brain December 13, 2022