Snaffle

A small piece of plastic straw used to snort substances with.

Mandem, pass me the snaffle so I can sniff this line.

by snaffler June 15, 2021

pouch sniffer

Someone who sniffs fat pouch

You are such a pouch sniffer!

by dged83 July 6, 2008

sniffes

Any combination of sniffing and kisses. Rhymes with kisses.

Like when you give a quick sniff when leaning in for a kiss to make sure their breath isnt horrendous.

Hey man did you just kiss your dog?

No it was a sniffes. And that was my girlfriend.

by DorkyJuiceWench September 29, 2014

Biden sniffer

A person who takes very long exeggerated Biden sniffs on very young girls. Gay men also do this to very young men.

Gay man: sniiffffffffffffffffffffffff

Young boy: Dad help!

Dad: GET TF OFF MY SON YOU BIDEN SNIFFER

Punches gay man

by Skyrim550 April 22, 2022

snifflemiester

Somebody who sniffs the tissue that another person has just ejaculated in.

wonky: hey snifflemiester, heres the tissue

mahendra: thanks ill use that later.

by K8nmistry July 4, 2008

bagel sniffer

A person that employs bagel sniffing in order to determine bagel tastiness. Often times a lazy dumb ass who surfs the internet every morning until the department baby sitter comes in, and then a little more discreetly for the rest of the day.

person 1: I'm having trouble downloading the software.
person 2: Your supposed to call bagel sniffer down to help you.
person 1: That dumb ass will only make things worse.
person 2: Yea, just call Eric or Gil.

by AlexTheNewGuy January 18, 2006

pant sniffer

A derogatory term for someone you very much dislike, and are suggesting that they spend their spare time sniffing the inside seam of worn pants.

Going to that party sounds good, but that Peter will be there and he's a right pant sniffer

by gobshite March 2, 2005