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Simble

Indian name of a cute and loving girl, who is very caring and kind soul. Sometimes she has mood issues but gives her all to whatever she puts her heart into.
She has got an amazing persona, reminds me of Simble all the time.
by grimjaw7 November 24, 2021
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simpcel

a rabid combo between a simp and an incel, only respects the women hes attracted to but still dishes out backhanded compliments as to not damage his toxic sense of masculinity.

a manipulative weasle by nature, they usually have an obsession with WWII or the military, never wash and use deodorant once in a blue moon
a: "hey that new girl your talking to seems nice"
b : "yeah shes not like these other hos, shes still below me tho but i will do anything for her"
a: "damn bro. you're kinda a simpcel"
by ALFX-3 March 18, 2022
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Merritt Sampler

When a hella east bay dude in his late 20s / early 30s, recently single, samples among the local Oakland women - of various sizes, shapes, flavors, and ethnicities - in and around the Lake Merritt, Downtown, and Uptown Oakland area.
Rick: What's up, Ross?

Ross: Not much, Rick. Where's Jeff?

Rick: That jabroni? Jeez, I heard he cut loose his Rita Hayworth and has been indulging hisself in a MERRITT SAMPLER.

Ross: Isn't it spelled merit?
by MACK 10 THE KNIFE October 21, 2011
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Seafood Sampler

When you get out of the pool, and your penis and testicles are shriveled up like a shrimp and oysters, and you penetrate it into your partners vagina...the full package.
I got out of the community pool, and I say Sharkeisha and I gave her a Seafood Sampler
by Work definitions September 8, 2015
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Shandy Sampler

A four-part sexual act involving; vaginal sex, followed immediately by anal sex, immediately followed by the male dipping his penis in the woman's favorite Shandy beer. The woman then licks off the "sampler", causing the male to climax in or around her mouth.
Male 1: "Why are you so happy?"

Male 2: "I gave my girlfriend a Shandy Sampler last night!"
by Gorth and Jeb May 11, 2016
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aiden samples

aiden samples, aka "bitchass" as maya calls him, is a meanie that harasses maya for chocolate chip cookies
?: hey maya have u beat aiden samples up yet?
maya: sadly not yet but ima get his bitchass
by maya alle June 8, 2020
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rock sampler

Slang word for Scientists, or someone who believes in the most outlandish things.

Commonly said in the form of "sample rock taker."

The term is outlandish in nature, as it will immediately downplay and confuse anyone who you say this to.
"Rock samplers are scientists or people who believe in the most outlandish things."

1: "Shut up you samplerocktaker, that's why you believe the earth is flat, + ratio, + that's not even science, you're just retarded.

2: "What the fuck is a samplerocktaker?"
by What? Where? April 17, 2023
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