Shart

The sound that comes out of an Alabamafan’s mouth whenever they talk about football. It’s disgusting, foul-smelled and you need to shower after hearing it.

There was a Bama fan sharting at the party last night.
There’s a Bama fan sharting in the corner.
Everything that comes out of a Bama fan’s mouth is pure shart.

by Auntskerry November 24, 2018

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Shart in mart

"Shart in mart" is to Americans what "poo in the loo" is to Indians.

Created on 4chan to mock yankees, especially self-important ones, lest they forget theirs is a culture where people publicly shart themselves in the supermarket out of sheer, concentrated sloth.

">eurofags and pajeets force a meme together to pretend they're better than the USA"
">amerifags shart in mart together to pretend they're better at pooing in the loo"

by a sentient bag of goon March 1, 2025

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warm sharts

When you try to fart but some shit comes out of your ass and its warm

I have warm sharts in my pants

by Real definer36 February 1, 2017

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anal sharting

When your rectum (anus) has exploding shits.

Bro, my dog just had the most major anal sharting id ever seen

by smaarty man January 27, 2020

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Shart

Sharting occurs when faeces exit the anus as a result of an atomic fart. It is often unintentional and is most common in cases of explosive diarrhoea.

Friend A: Omg what is that stench
Friend B: Sorry. I think I sharted. I have to go.

by shartlooty January 30, 2024

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Shart Shopping

DEFINITION: A sale so good, you shart your pants.

Also used as: "Now, that's one Shart Shopper!"

Sally was so surprised at how good the prices were at this sale, that she accidentally let some poop out when she thought it would just be gas - Now, that's Shart Shopping!

OR....

Wow, Sally pooped her pants AND saved 30% on that sweater? Wow, she is one Shart Shopper!

by GeenMacheen September 21, 2014

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