Shart Shopping

DEFINITION: A sale so good, you shart your pants.

Also used as: "Now, that's one Shart Shopper!"

Sally was so surprised at how good the prices were at this sale, that she accidentally let some poop out when she thought it would just be gas - Now, that's Shart Shopping!

OR....

Wow, Sally pooped her pants AND saved 30% on that sweater? Wow, she is one Shart Shopper!

by GeenMacheen September 21, 2014

flaming shart

When you feel the burning sensation in the anus followed by shit on the walls.

I feel it... the flaming shart.

by Sebasssssssss23 January 6, 2016

gravy shart

When you eat a literal shit load of gravy. Usually biscuits and gravy but this will cause extreme stomach pains along with burning butthole muscles because of the stress of the butthole widening to release all of that shit that you ate.

#RIP butthole
Death by gravy shart

by SuperGranny69 March 16, 2016

gravy shart

When you eat a literal shit load of gravy. Usually biscuits and gravy but this will cause extreme stomach pains along with burning butthole muscles because of the stress of the butthole widening to release all of that shit that you ate.

#RIP butthole
Death by gravy shart

by SuperGranny69 March 16, 2016

Shart

The sound that comes out of an Alabamafan’s mouth whenever they talk about football. It’s disgusting, foul-smelled and you need to shower after hearing it.

There was a Bama fan sharting at the party last night.
There’s a Bama fan sharting in the corner.
Everything that comes out of a Bama fan’s mouth is pure shart.

by Auntskerry November 24, 2018

shart booger

A turd or a dingleberry.

worst case scenario, I not only sharted, I also have a shart booger in my pants.

by t41xicq July 22, 2017

Rocket shart

That point at which your heading to bathroom and suddenly its lift off. Shit comes screaming out your butt like a 747 at lift off as you scramble to keep it under control.

Joberty was headed to bathroom and suddenly he rocket shart all over amena.

by tiggerzz July 21, 2017