shart

heaven. chocolate ice cream.

hey i sharted on my moms grave, then took out a spoon and ate it. brent was there, and he had vanilla flavored one

by anonymous March 25, 2022

<.7.9.7.6.>I Did Not Know SHopping Carts MEant "'Shart'"<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Did Not Know SHopping Carts MEant "'Shart'"<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Did Not Know SHopping Carts MEant "'Shart'"<.7.9.7.6.>

by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025

National shart on your crush day

Go up to your crush and shart on them

being defined:
You: Hi

Crush: hi
You: guess what day is it
Crush: huh what
You: it’s National shart on your crush day and uhm i like you *sharts aggressively on them*

by Friendliest friendly friend December 14, 2022

Shart

1. (verb) To attempt to fart but poop instead of farting, usually diarrhea

They sharted their pants in public.

by Garnold5808 June 24, 2025

ice shart

the muddy slush of snow found in sidewalks and mostly on the sides of roads, very gross

person A: dude, why are your shoes so dirty?
person B: oh I stepped in ice shart
person A: ooooh

by wapqueen3659 January 14, 2022

shart

The combination of the words shit and art, used to describe pieces of modern art that are so shit they shouldn't be shown in any art exhibition.

"My dad says all video installations are shart."

by zaryuturi October 19, 2020

farts over sharts

The better of bad options

Sure, you can manage a Lululemon instead of delivering car parts, but that's farts over sharts.

by AriAndJoe February 11, 2022