Fall by the seat of your pants

Try to fly by the seat of your pants but end up doing basically nothing because you're unable to decide what to do on the fly.

Do you ever fall by the seat of your pants? Like sometimes I try to fly by the seat of my pants, but I just can't decide what to do so I end up just using reddit all day.

by Definitively Cool October 11, 2023

warm a seat

When you sit in a chair doing nothing for a long duration of time.

This class is easy, all you do is warm a seat and you get an A.

by hipsterhip November 19, 2019

meat seat street

Going backdoor on someone with an unusually large ass.

Martin went meat seat street on Hattie Mae Pierce.

by Handjobs#2 February 28, 2020

Seat Gripper

A shit so big you have to grab the sides of the toilet to push it out.

Mike: Dude, are you okay?
Ed: Yeah, that bastard was so big, and wasn’t coming out, I had to hold on for dear life just to give birth to that monstrosity.

Mike: Oh, you experienced a seat gripper!!
Ed: I see you speak from experience.

by FergusMcCloud May 05, 2019

Hot Seat

Somewhere that everyone has been before

Ged: “Yo Dan chill you’ve been in the hot seat before… Don’t make fun of pro surfer Morgan.”

by pipitup_ August 15, 2024

Door Seat

The seat of the person who has recently told a room silencing joke, one that would make all others feel awkward now that they have heard it. The person being called a “door seat” will have to exit through the door.

Brandon tells an awkward joke; others then proceed to call him a door seat, Brandon must now exit in shame.

by Ham-Hock May 16, 2018

Back seat pimple popper

Someone that stands behind another person and tries to give them instructions about how to squeeze a whitehead on their face.

I became very irritated when my mother stood behind me in front of the bathroom mirror as I was squeezing a pimple on my face. She kept telling me how to do it even after I told her to stop. I said, “Stop being a back seat pimple popper!”.

by Obamnasoda January 30, 2022