well-rounded

A polite way to call someone an obese tub of lard.

My friend Ariyan is such a well-rounded guy!

by majorbasicprotein October 17, 2023

five round hustle

taking 5 shots back to back

"you guys down for a five round hustle?"

by hoesquad October 22, 2017

round tabled

to be within a group of people at a party or gathering when food is ordered. But it's exactly what you craved least.

I was hanging with the guys and they said there was gonna be food at the party. I was hoping for some take-out chinese but I totally got Round tabled by some oven baked lasagna.

by Timothy Gruich January 18, 2009

Round Queen

The female equivalent to a Short King.

A woman who realizes that her excess of weight has nothing to do with her perception of her own self worth.

You can’t be a round queen if you are not 100% comfortable with being round.

by not_ok June 14, 2023

Round Town Tooter

A woman of questionable morals who sleeps around.

Linda: Did you know both of her sons were father by different men who were NOT her husband?
Megan: Wow, she really is a Round Town Tooter.

by rntrovert January 10, 2018

rounding the coroner

As you are wheeled through the morgue, passing the doctor who is filling out "Covid-19" as your cause of death.

Having believed that the coronavirus was 'under control", that it would "disappear like magic", that wearing masks was for liberal wimps and that we were "rounding the corner", you were in fact only rounding the coroner. Under 'pre-existing condition' he filled in "believing a president who cared about no one but himself and nothing but his self-aggrandizement".

by Monkey's Dad November 15, 2020

Round Child

A term used to correlate between obese children and their eccentric body shape. Double Chins, flaps, round arms and turkey legs attribute to the use of this word.

Dan: Good god Jack, that child is very round. Look at his flaps; maybe a few too many cheeseburgers.
Jack: Yeah he is a round child. Look at his elbow... is that cheese stuck to it? Waddle Waddle

by Shadowikia October 11, 2009