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Roots Hipster

A type of hipster that is typically interested in traditional folk and country music, with the emphasis being traditional! They tend to show a disdain for indie folk and related genres which they claim only corrupt the genre's purity. Also Roots Hipsters tend dress in clothes that were popular at the turn of the 20th century in the style of the day as opposed to the so called individualistic twists of regular hipsters. In conclusion Roots Hipsters tend to dislike regular hipsters because their belief that regular hipsters don't know what real culture is and couldn't appreciate it if they did.
Johnny " Hey did you hear, Mumford and Sons is coming to town? You should take Joe, he's a total hipster." Sam " Don't you know, Mumford and Sons is for stupid people who don't understand what real folk culture is." Sam walks away puts on his derby hat and begins listening to some Old Time Mountain Music. Sam is a Roots Hipster
by ZS95 March 5, 2015
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The square root of pi

it is not pi
person 1: what is the square root of pi
person 2: not pi
by minecart November 20, 2021
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Sleeping On Roots

Stoically doing an arduous task for your own benefit ; Working extra hard to get ahead.
1: "Shit dude, where has Steve been?"
2: "Dude, he's been sleeping on roots at his job for a while now."
by Maxwell1526 April 19, 2025
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root beer headache

1.Root beer headache, n/ a typical greeting from someone lightly bopping you on the head and then lightly shaking it. 2. n / when a migraine occurs from bad air quality taking a aspirin with root beer and feeling awkward and going against the grain.
1.My uncle Ray who hasn't seen me in ages snuck up on me and gave me a Root beer headache.
2. Working at the carwash around black molds on a hot day gave me a headache with that aspirin and root beer feeling like someone lightly pounding on my head and shaking It.
by Flickertail December 21, 2024
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root the parrot

"I've saved a bit of money this month, Lyndon decided to root the parrot for me!"
by grishmael July 28, 2024
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dookie roots

Cheryl: did you see that?
Robin: yep - longest dookie roots ever
by Clearlyyomamma May 22, 2024
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root tonic

Sperm. Usually used when a guy is trying to get laid
Girl: I'm not really feeling well
Boy: what you need is some petercillan, mixed with alil of my special root tonic!
Girl:yes please!
by Rebal1994 September 27, 2020
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