poser

Not really a word that can be defined. I mean, freaking come on, I can call anyone a poser. Emos say kids that don't 'Really have problems' aren't truly emo, when they don't have any effin problems themselves! (Honey, if you're buying all your clothes from Hot Topic, then you are well off.) The way you dress doesn't make you a person! How can you really be a poser with a bunch of made up definitions based on how people dress and what music they listen to? Seriously, grow the fuck up and leave this shit on myspace.

"lyk omg, she is such a poser!"
"No offense, I saw you wearing the same eyeliner yesterday, and you don't have anything to cry about..."

by Krea January 9, 2008

poser

A deragatory term for a person who, in order to fit in, conforms to a popular trend contrary to their actual beliefs. Their overall presentation of themselves differs VERY much from who they actually are. the person most likely believes that their true interests would single them out. these people are sad things to see in society as most of them lack pure creativity and life because they have other people think for them.

Person: It saddens me to see that Allie has become such a poser.

by -The Girl January 20, 2008

poker face

staright faced. since you have to keep a still face while playing cards.

"he said 'i love you' with a poker face last night, so i think he really meant it."

by redrobot September 24, 2005

Poker face

A game in which an underclassman girl is placed under a table with several guys sitting around said table. The girl then proceeds to fellate one of the guys, and it is his job to keep a straight face. If the male receiving fellatio gets called out by the others he loses.

Yo dude, we are about to play poker face with that freshman ho tonight.

by Thug Life, Ride or Die February 17, 2009

Poser bands

good charlotte, fall out boy, relient k, simple plan, sum 41.

gina-omg i like totally love fall out boy and all those other poser bands!

by katelynissmart April 23, 2006

poser

a "poser" is a person who sees a popular culture and suckles onto it like a leech, hoping to become "cool"

Ash "oreyt lads, u heard i bet you look good on the dancefloor? reyt tune that!"
Jim "yea! the Arctic Monkeys are OK"
Ash "The arctic who?"
All "OH DEAR! WHAT A FUCKING POSER!"

by GREEN DAY DID NOT INVENT PUNK YOU STUPID BASTARD! October 5, 2006

s-wii-p over

A sleepover completely devoted to play wii.

Richie: Hey man wanna come over and play PS3

Dan: no me and scott are having a s-wii-p over

by Rader December 10, 2006