Hit like a piñata

When said person has smoked so much methamphetamine in the crystalline form that they have no control over their mental or physical attrubutes.

Omg did you see Dana L. ? She is fucking hit like a piñata... She stole the fucking DVR.

by CrankHill March 17, 2021

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Beat like a Piñata

Beating someone in the dark with an object until they are a wreck.

“Bro, after those bouncers threw that drunk out of the bar and into the dark ally, they all took turns and he was beat like a piñata.

by A nd December 30, 2022

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play with your piñata

Play with your asshole

Can I play with your piñata babe

by Sloppytoppyzavion January 17, 2023

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The Michigan Piñata

When a woman kneels down and blows bubbles and a man is standing naked in front of her blindfolded with his hands tied behind his back trying to pop the bubbles with his penis.

Becky got poked in the eye by Jims penis playing The Michigan Piñata!

by Guantanamo Bae May 8, 2023

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Star wars pinball

Getting scammed, gypped or tricked and unaware like a total dumbass.

Guy 1: Dude! Did you hear john just bought Ligcoin and it doesn't even exist! Guy 2: Are you serious? He bought cryptocurrency that doesn't even exist? He really got star wars pinballed.

by Deez nuts yum May 18, 2023

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