Pigeoning

The act of driving to a dogging site and engaging in sex with person(s) within the vehicle whilst men pleasure themselves whilst watching and hence pigeoning your vehicle with their seed!

Went pigeoning tonight with the missus at the dogging site, when I got home the car looked like it had been shat in my the whole flock

by Asbo December 10, 2018

Pigeon

A flying bag of shit with feathers taped to it, its only known lifestyle is to eat, shit, and die.

Person 1: Dude there's shit all over my car
Person 2: It was probably a flying bag of shit
Person 1: You mean a pigeon?
Person 2: Sure, whatever you wanna call it

by pigeon cc February 28, 2018

Pigeon Post

Ancient social media platform enabled by pigeons. Its first recorded use was in Persia, and it was used notably in World Wars 1 & 2. Fossil records show that shitposts on Pigeon Post were actual bird droppings.

Pigeon Post workers went on strike today for being paid literal peanuts for wages.

by haqlberry July 11, 2022

Pigeon

Best bird in the world

That’s is a great pigeons

by Kys little bitch September 28, 2020

Surprise Pigeon

When you steal a person's sandwich and then jizz on their shoulder.

Jeff was being an ass flaunting his fucking sandwich around so I gave that fucker a Surprise Pigeon!

by 87 Heavy September 21, 2018

soviet pigeon

Putin, Stalin, and Kim Jong Un's leader.

jim: Stalin is a proud worshiper of the soviet pigeon

by myfriendputin December 13, 2017

dildo pigeon

The specific circumstance in which a pigeon gets hit by a flying object often identified to be a dildo (size may vary between 2 and 15 inches, the bigger it is the more likely it is to have joined its fellow dildopigeons in heaven)

Person 1: did you see, that pigeon got hit by a dildo. Its a dildo pigeon now
Person 2: yea just like your mom last night

by Dildopigeon August 10, 2024