Parker

Mentally disabled/ retarded and ugly

"That kid name parker on the bus keeps getting yelled at because he's whipping his dick out at guys."

by FREINDLYRETARD February 25, 2020

Parker

Big white male who never swears pants is rich for no reason and has no balls

Parker has balls

by Beans February 29, 2020

Parker

Long neck long shlong long butt hole long ear skinny eye. slap better barklery shjlongy wongly

parker is thiccer than my mother and does way better in bed than her.

by le roberto de el poo March 9, 2020

Parker

Parker the type of person who likes to play with girls feelings and will stop at nothing to get what he wants.

Girl: Oh its parker he's a player.

by SammGoku March 9, 2020

parker james

The type of kid you went to high school with that you said to yourself he won’t be shit just simply because of the way he looked. But now he makes 10x more money than both you and your “Rich parents“ combined.

Hey I was best friends with Parker James in high school!

by Bobby Mc Bobberson March 12, 2020

Parker

Parker is a very interesting little dude, you often meet him at a church. He will always be a year younger then you but he is still very attractive. He loves his sketchers more then his family and he likes to hide behind things.

look at Parker, i think he has a new pair of sketchers.

by silly vlogs May 11, 2020

Parker

A demented cuck who barely graduated high school and will probably work at a Chipotle or a KFC for the rest of his miserable life.

Girl 1: Ugh, I'm so glad I broke up with my boyfriend
Girl 2: Yea, he was such a Parker

by Brendyne May 13, 2020