A polar bear.
"The albino panda is native to nearly everywhere. Other names include albino grizzly bear, giant albino koala, abominable snow-bear, albino black bear, polar bear, Ethan Frey without a tan, and hairy old guy."
by crudesexualpun October 07, 2013
noun. an upper-decker (crapping in the upper tank of someone's toilet so that when they flush a stream of shit-water comes rushing in) that was left by a short, heavy-set woman, usually of asian-american descent.
a: "yo, there's spring rolls and shit all in my toilet after i flushed"
b: "oh no, someone left you a panda sunset last night"
b: "oh no, someone left you a panda sunset last night"
by the_dutch_fist September 04, 2006
by WildShadow07 April 20, 2020
When you want to interview a panda but its too dangerous because its a wild animal and will literally rip your face off.
by ERICISONFIRE May 30, 2010
Sex with a partner that rare or infrequent. Refers to pandas, who have sex so infrequently it is rarely witnessed by humans or other pandas.
“He’s the best sex of my life. But we have panda sex. It only happens when we’re in the same city, which is practically never.”
by Kermy615 September 12, 2018
by fblood July 03, 2009