misty palmer

The act of sticking your hand out of the car window in a rainstorm and fisting yourself using natural rain water for lube.

I was on a road trip, Horny and bored, so I gave myself a misty Palmer to pass the time.

by Undisclosed location in SWA December 19, 2013

Rose-palma

A girl who is so bat shit crazy there is no line she wont cross to trap a man. She will fake miscarriages and pregnancies just to get a man to stay with her.

Hey bro, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was a total Rose-palma

by Karma2.0 June 24, 2019

sugar palm

When a man really loves a woman, he sticks his whole fist inside of her womanly parts. This celebration of love, when done with a hand full of sugar, is known as a sugar palm.

Damn girl, I love you so much that Imma give you a sugar palm.

by 69MasterBlaster69 August 18, 2019

His palms are sweaty

Code word for a wigger - a white guy who's tries to act black

Supervisor: So you gonna have Joey work the cash register
Manager: Nah, his speech ain't polished.... his palms are sweaty.

by Pizzlej March 3, 2023

Arnold Palmer

Fecal matter that is half diarrhea and half solid. Named after the famous Arnold Palmer drink.

Example 1

Steve: "Ah man I just took a huge dump."
Bill: "Yeah? How was it?"
Steve: "It was an Arnold Palmer."
Bill: "Oh, sick."

Example 2

"Just had an Arnold Palmer, it was a pain to wipe."

by fartmaster69 October 22, 2011

Palmer

A sexy beast with blond hair who's a fan of The Offspring!
He likes to hypnotize lady's and my god, he's a kinky bastard!
YEE HAA!!!

Girl 1: Mmm who's that guy??

Girl 2: That sexy thing.. that's palmer!!

by rowans_Honey_bunny January 23, 2009

Palmtucky

Shithole city located in the high desert outside of LA unundated with less desirables of all races. Also, known as "The Armpit of Southern California".

Personally, I'd rather live in a crackhouse by USC than live in Palmtucky.

by John Clever September 26, 2005