by anonymous March 13, 2021
Get the Trash panda mug.noun. an upper-decker (crapping in the upper tank of someone's toilet so that when they flush a stream of shit-water comes rushing in) that was left by a short, heavy-set woman, usually of asian-american descent.
a: "yo, there's spring rolls and shit all in my toilet after i flushed"
b: "oh no, someone left you a panda sunset last night"
b: "oh no, someone left you a panda sunset last night"
by the_dutch_fist September 4, 2006
Get the panda sunset mug.When you want to interview a panda but its too dangerous because its a wild animal and will literally rip your face off.
by ERICISONFIRE May 29, 2010
Get the Panda Jerk mug.Sex with a partner that rare or infrequent. Refers to pandas, who have sex so infrequently it is rarely witnessed by humans or other pandas.
“He’s the best sex of my life. But we have panda sex. It only happens when we’re in the same city, which is practically never.”
by Kermy615 September 11, 2018
Get the Panda Sex mug.by fblood July 3, 2009
Get the Reverse Panda mug.A Red Panda is the name of a sex move in which you have sex with an asian chick on her period. Right as you are about to cum you pull out and hit her in the eyes (giving her the telltale rings around the eyes that pandas have). She must be asian, because like her, pandas are from the orient. All though the proper way to perform this is while the female is on her period it can still occur while she is not ovulating.
by the nay train December 8, 2013
Get the Red Panda mug.Sexual fetish act in which a man punches his partner to give her two black eyes and then ejaculates on the middle of her face. When paired with the anticipated look of disgust, anger, and sadness on her face, she will appear to be a sad panda.
Laura: "I'm thinking of going as a sad panda for Halloween."
Ryan: "I'll come over and help you put your costume on!"
Ryan: "I'll come over and help you put your costume on!"
by smiller911 January 15, 2008
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