you’ve got nits in your oven mits

a phrase used when someone has a lot of lice so they flood into their kitchen, and into their oven mits

Oh, Flipping Flowers On Fidgetspinners

‘ you’ve got nits in your oven mits ’.

by i AM the silly August 10, 2023

put my french bread in your dutch oven

Having oral sex.

Can i put my french bread in your dutch oven?

by Broski Jagerbombsman August 30, 2010

Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?

It is a moment in the comics where Jon Arbuckle was about to bake something in the oven.

"Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?"
Jon said

by PsychoTurtle990 August 22, 2021

Canuck Oven

Where you take a large Bong hit, trap someone under the bed sheets and exhale under the sheet.
Similar to the Dutch Oven.

She normally doesn't smoke, but likes when I give her a Canuck Oven

by Rhyging July 29, 2014

Hot Sausage Oven

When you and multiple other people put your dicks in another guys ass and leave them in it for hours

Brayden: Ayden im gonna give you a hot sausage oven

Ayden: alright bro you're done

by Imgonnaputitinyourbutt December 25, 2024

Poo Oven

When you shit in your oven so much poo starts to leak out of the creases of the oven and all over the floor.

person 1: omg did you shit in the oven again...
person 2: maybe
person 1: well now its a Poo Oven

by John Wock May 22, 2023

Fancy Dutch Oven

A Dutch Oven while wearing a tuxedo.

Example: It would have been a regular Dutch oven, but it prom night. So a fancy Dutch oven was the only option.

by Savagemeathog April 13, 2022