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Shirt Air

The act of pulling your shirt up over your nose to make use of the reserve of air in your shirt that doesn't stink. Usually done when no one else is there to ridicule you for being a wuss.
Dude, someone dropped a deuce in the mensroom that was so bad I had to switch to shirt air.

Hah, Jim is such a girl, someone farts and he instantly switches to shirt air.
by azuremint September 2, 2010
mugGet the Shirt Airmug.

air blow

a gesture that resembles the performance of fellatio.
I knew she was kinky when she gave me an air blow from across the room.
by jimbanner June 21, 2016
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air travel

Once a futuristic fantasy, soon a fairy tale of the magical past.
"Once upon a time, in the olden days, people would get into a metal tube, which would rise up in the sky, and when they got out of it, a little while later, they were in a completely different part of the world."

Yes, sweetheart, it's really true. It was called "air travel". Now, as soon as Daddy closes your door, take off your mask, close your eyes, and have sweet dreams.
by Monkey's Dad April 21, 2020
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Air Puke

Dude - I just puked but nothing came out. What the fuck was that?
Bro - Air Puke? That's bitchin'
by Architechnologi May 21, 2011
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Hydrated Air

“Yo Johnny lemme get some of that hydrated air!”
by Justchilloutman November 18, 2021
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Air Bomber

When you randomly Air Drop a photo to anyone with an iPhone that you don't know
We took a selfie of our junk
Air bombers all over the bar
It was hilarious
by Clvgrl78 April 19, 2015
mugGet the Air Bombermug.

Air burglar

A person who takes more air than they are worth.
Step up and do your job!! Do not be an air burglar!!
by 68nthensome January 24, 2019
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