Funk Tree

A very blonde, very large penis.

Did you see Christian's funk tree last night?

No I was too drunk, he just ate me out til the cows came home.

by hotdishultimate July 9, 2009

PRE FUNK

You know what pre funk is? huh its like pre game but for the hip and cool. come on guys you right, right? guy? hello? - Killeah

pre funk is like when you guys party before the party you know guys

by Killeah September 9, 2022

Funk

A word used when a man fingers a sexy girl’s stinky, blue cheese smelling pussy and then smells his fingers

“Girl yo pussy smell some funk!”

by Slappyass35 June 16, 2019

Funk Gunk

An oozing or pulsing liquid which is emitted from a penis during sexual activity

Person A: Hey Baby, let’s get funky 😉

Person B: ok, but none of that funk gunk on my face this time…

by h31l0 August 28, 2021

Baile funk

The sickest party in the world. Originally from Rio de Janeiro. W/ the best music you could ever hear!!

1. Were you at the baile funk last night?
2. Mc ___ was at the baile funk Friday, he’s so hot!!
3. You are weird if you don’t like baile funk

by Dumb.fuck_bitch August 25, 2020

Funking bees

1. Bees that are funking (as in, to dance)
2. A polite synonym for "Fucking bees"

"ay those bees are funking bro, hell yea"

"these funking bees won't leave me alone"

by påšs thê bęäñś July 8, 2020

Funked

The morning after smoking ganjaganja where one feels groggy and tired

I was so funked at brunch the other day I felt like puking.

by TERD SNIFFER December 9, 2017