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Noah's are a big heart throb in your everyday life. If you are friends with one, you are extremely lucky! They are very smart and are super athletic. They might break your heart a few times, but they always come back and make up for it. Noah's are some of the most energetic people that you will ever meet. Many people take advantage of Noah's, but they know how to get through it. Noah's are strong and independent people. They are very noble people, and they will do anything for their friends. Anyone would be very lucky to be friends with a Noah!
Friend: How is he so athletic and noble? Who is that?
Me: That's Noah! He's amazing!
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(I wrote another one somewhere if your looking for it it was more heartfelt but I can't find it)
oofs, man, Noah rejected me again. I think it's like the sixth time or something
Two of each drug
Yo bro can I get a Noah of cookie and stardawg
Noah by Roz.1 June 12, 2019
An inhuman being . Noah’s are good people but mostly have fucked up but amazing pasts & backstories. Don’t try to fight a black one though.
Jeez is that that dude a Noah? Sure acts like one”

“Damn there goes Noah again.”
Noah by LVkrilla June 16, 2019
Omg is that a Mexican!
-oh no, it's just Noah
Noah by Addieeeeeeeee June 20, 2019
Asshole with an alpaca
Noah is a guy who has an awsome alpaca.