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Glazing the shmog

The absolute dumbest way to say putting condiments on a hotdog
"hey man you ready to leave Costco?"
"Yeah hang on I just gotta finish glazing the shmog rq"
by GloogDoinker420 August 24, 2024
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Glaze

Too hype for my likening
by Miss Pam November 19, 2023
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The Sudanese Glazing

1. Being so proud of the fecal monster you have just unloaded, you decide to have a wank on top of the steaming mess.
Also
2. Someone that is so smug & into themselves, they would wank over their own shit.
1. My god, I just birthed the biggest mud-monkey in the toilet I decided to give it The Sudanese Glazing.

2. There's a guy that works in my office that is so into himself. He is beyond smelling his own farts, he performs The Sudanese Glazing after his short black every morning.
by anonymous April 15, 2025
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Glazing

Specifically used in a more gay term by Chis Collinsworth. When one decides to talk aboutonly one person with such magnificent "feats" that they really cant hold up to. That is glazing. When one person can not get enough of another persons cock out of their mouth in a sentence, that is glazing.
Chris: "and that is what we see out of Patrick Mahomes".

For reference, Mahomes was not even the one who threw this fucking pass. It was the GBP Qb who threw a touch down and Mahomes dick just starts getting stroked by Chris. That is glazing
by Berkothy February 6, 2024
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Cranberry Glaze

Mixture of her period blood and your cum
I had to wash my sheets because of the cranberry glaze after last night.
by Bswaim December 29, 2020
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glazed guzzler

The act of receiving oral sex but roughly halfway through the person receiving pulls out the erect penis and wipes the pre cum on the face of the giver. Then the action continues until the receiver ejaculated I'm the mouth of the giver which thereafter massages on to skin.
Bro this girl I hooked up with lastnight totally gave me the glazed guzzler.
by BigJohn420 January 13, 2015
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glazing

when you zone out during class because of some... promiscuous thoughts
Bro 1: Dude, I was totally glazing in Ms. Smith's class.
Bro 2: For real, bro, my eyes were totally glazed over thinking of Ashley.
by kforkale September 29, 2021
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