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low taper fade

ninja's haircut. ninja got a low taper fade
"oh my god do you know ninja's haircut?"
"ninja got a low taper fade!"
"ninja got a low taper fade!"
by polenball May 29, 2024
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faded by achilles

"Faded by Achilles" is an utter travesty in the world of hair salons, a pitiful excuse for a grooming establishment that bears the unfortunate stamp of Achilles' name. Despite the grandiosity implied by its namesake, this so-called barbershop is nothing short of a hair-raising nightmare. Clients foolish enough to grace its doors are met with a cacophony of incompetence, resulting in haircuts that would make even Medusa turn away in horror. It's as if Achilles himself, famed for his prowess in battle but evidently lacking in any semblance of hairdressing talent, has decided to lend his illustrious name to a venture destined for failure. With each disastrous snip of the scissors, patrons can only rue the day they set foot in this den of follicular despair, leaving with scalps butchered beyond recognition and egos shattered like brittle strands of hair. Faded by Achilles is less a salon and more a monument to ineptitude, a cautionary tale for anyone foolish enough to seek grooming at the hands of this hairdressing tragedy
person 1: dude what happened to ur hair
person 2: faded by Achilles got me
by kjdfshkjdhgdlj March 28, 2024
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Violently faded

When you smoking that gas, shit be getting you violently faded
This shits got me violently faded
by Thombstone May 21, 2023
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Faded

Completely gone/messed up
"Damn bro, I'm so faded right now!"
by Adubya October 26, 2014
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fade

Fading is the act of inserting a finger(s), or whole hands in to someone’s anal cavity. If someone fades you, you feel what a man should never feel.
“Yo tryna run that fade?” , “Yeah man” *proceeds to ram fingers in to others ass crack*
by Juniorthebeast July 29, 2018
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faded off your locs

when you're too faded for your locs
Foo, you're faded off your locs
by fadedfoo November 15, 2019
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Tailgate fade

A particularly well trimmed or sculpted version of the “mullet” haircut.
Damn! Look at that fuckin mullet! That’s a straight up tailgate fade. He spent some money on that one.
by radattack February 12, 2021
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