non girlfriend girlfriend

Its a girl that is virtually a girlfriend in every way shape and form, however the title girlfriend is still lacking.

Paul's moving in with his non girlfriend girlfriend.

by The Jolly One. August 4, 2007

non-monetary deposit

A shit.
(loosely taken from the Reeves and Mortimer pilot 'The Weekenders', where the line 'I'd like to put a deposit on it. No, a monetary deposit.' is a running gag).

Where are you going?
Just making a non-monetary deposit dear.

by manta1 June 13, 2007

non compos mentis

Of latin origin literally meaning:
Not having control of ones mind, or being totally unique and the sort of person who makes you laugh

"Oh my god, he is suffering from non compos mentis but still kinda hot in an unstable way"

by Beefa August 3, 2007

non-offensive swears

For all the religious people out there, they can now get away with cuss words by doing the following:

- Instead of the "F" word, say "Vuck," which sounds very close.
- Instead of the "S" word, say "Shi," but say it like ur about to put in the T but not.

If you put enough stress into these words, it will sound like the real thing.

"Oh, vuck, i left my shi at home."

by b1LLi0 October 22, 2004

non binary butthole

the butthole of a binary person

Phil gets more non binary butthole than a unisex toilet seat

by BoyScoutsOfAmerica October 4, 2022

non-offensive swears

Kind of like non-alcoholic beer, or decafinated sugar-free soda. Why swear if you're not going to piss people off?

"Fudge, sugar, butt, witch, Booke Shields" just isn't as good as "fuck, shit, ass, bitch, Barbara Striesand".

by Al October 27, 2003

Non binary

It means you have no gender uwu

A m o n g u s

‘Two people talking about non binary person’
Person 1:did you see HER this week
Person 2:bitch they use they/them pronouns

by LinkIsBisexual March 28, 2022