The act of forcing someone to kneel down (have them stand if they are much taller than you), then removing all your clothes, and getting to a good distance. Once you have achieved the desired distance, you then run and jump, swinging your hips causing the head of your penis to slap them in the face, leaving a bright red imprint shaped like a mushroom.

Please exercise extreme caution when performing the Flying Mushroom Stamp. Serious injury may (and often will) occur.

I performed the Flying Mushroom Stamp on that bitch, dawg!

Flying Mushroom Stamp by Kaj Darkwind May 16, 2010

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mushroom tatoo

whiping ones partner with you penis (Piece, Wang, Schlong ect)

"That bitch said she wanted a tattoo so beeing the gentelman i am, i whipped my cock out and gave her the old mushroom tatoo, after that she soon changed her mind

mushroom tatoo by Wastedgremlin July 21, 2006

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mushroom patch

A place where someone - usually the so-called authorities - keeps their captive audience in the dark and feeds them shit.

If Grabber O'Riley or Doper Limpaw can detect that you are operating off of their sociological mushroom patch they are gonna give you holy hell at every opportunity.

In the great flick the TRUMAN SHOW a very detailed mushroom patch was created by ad boys and girls for Jim Carrey.

mushroom patch by Wizard of Word September 8, 2007

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