Munching the leather gorilla

Going down on an older woman who is ridiculously hairy.
Similar to tasting the fuzzy purse or the bearded beaver.

John: Where were you last night I tried to call you?
Paul: I went down on Rebecca Anderson's mom but it just felt like munching the leather gorilla.
John: Oh yeah I hear it's like a a bearded beaver.
Paul: Nah, bearded beaver is tasty, at least it wasn't a fuzzy purse.
John: Oh man, at least it wasn't a fuzzy pudding purse.
Paul: Yeah, but it stank of asparagus.
John: That tastes chief.

by TaylorS999 March 4, 2012

munch

somethin to call someone that you really like, but you jokingly tease sometimes because they’re so cool and you actually worship them like a greek god. but you’re secretly obsessed w/ them and stalk them.

hey do you know noah? he’s such a munch heheh hahahah hohoho merry christmas!!

by secretlyswifty69 February 4, 2023

Munch

A munch is basically a scrub or a simp. Yeah, it's just a way to say scrub or simp.

Look at him, he's a fuckin' munch.

by l0v4bl3ontt November 8, 2022

Munch

A man who finds pleasure in eating pussy

“He looks good”

“Yea girl, and I heard he’s a munch”

by Hoe_ways December 5, 2022

Munch

He’s a bottom feeder he eats ass

“ you thought I was feeling you that n a munch “

by Vavaluvsuu November 2, 2022

Munch

A MAN WHO EATS PUSSY:

BETA MALE, VEGAN SOYBOY, MALE FEMINIST

ie: A PUSSY LICKER

Man 1: I ate her out

Man 2: Ooh Nooo, bro you a munch? Hahaha
Man 3: Come on bro, You ain't gotta Eat pussy to Get pussy
Group: Beta, Cuck, L, HOW MY DICK TASTE

by nodicnorites September 9, 2022

Munch

is New York slang meaning to perform oral sex on a woman. Similarly, an 'eater' is a person who performs a lot of oral sex.

“I heard Mr.Rock is a munch”

by the munchinator January 5, 2023