Where you take the largest turnip you can find, draw a face on it, and then go take a shit in a watermelon rind.
An upscale apartment where santa clause is kickin it with mrs clause. A bird flies in the window with a bandana covering its face like a bandit, calls them Jews, and flies away.
-Monster Turnip Stories
-Monster Turnip Stories
by Knargle Consumer July 3, 2011
Get the Monster Turnipmug. Luna: sorry what was that ? I couldn’t hear you with my AirPods on
Rachel: ugh what a boujee monster
Rachel: ugh what a boujee monster
by Chanel Records fan January 22, 2019
Get the Boujee Monstermug. A hot steamy pile of human fecal matter hiding in your sink produced by your neighborhood prankster or someone who was too drunk or lazy to make it to the toilet. It can be any shade of brown or green and is sometimes nutty. Watch out for these sneaky little guys in your mother's favorite porcelain.
by translantic01 June 28, 2011
Get the faucet monstermug. "Mateo is a usually mild-mannered creature who, when supplied with an adequate amount of guac, is very calm and easy to talk to.
If Mateo does not have his guac, he turns into the Mateo Monster.
The Mateo Monster will stop at nothing to get his guacamole.
When confronted by the Mateo Monster, you have two options:
1. Give him guac
2. Run like hell
If Mateo does not have his guac, he turns into the Mateo Monster.
The Mateo Monster will stop at nothing to get his guacamole.
When confronted by the Mateo Monster, you have two options:
1. Give him guac
2. Run like hell
Mateo is not himself someone pls make him some guac before he transforms once again to the Mateo monster
by Adrienne yo December 23, 2016
Get the Mateo Monstermug. a very hot guy who you are practically in love with. he usually is the love of your life, even if he does not know it. however he can just be a crush.
A: i have a new hottness monster, Jim on the football team
B: wow, and i thought that i was wishy washy! i guess i am just jealous that i am not in love too...
B: wow, and i thought that i was wishy washy! i guess i am just jealous that i am not in love too...
by ary_luv March 5, 2009
Get the hottness monstermug. A fancy word for jealousy.
by Chut up July 20, 2008
Get the Green Monstermug. Commonly accepted as a rave, Monster Massive is a large Halloween dance festival that is completely legal and legitimate.
Costumes are encouraged.
Attendees are checked at the door for illegal substances, although many drugs are smuggled in.
Tickets are available from Ticketmaster, and it is not located in a deserted farm in the middle of the desert.
Monster Massive takes place at the LA Sports Arena.
Costumes are encouraged.
Attendees are checked at the door for illegal substances, although many drugs are smuggled in.
Tickets are available from Ticketmaster, and it is not located in a deserted farm in the middle of the desert.
Monster Massive takes place at the LA Sports Arena.
Informed person: "Have you heard of monster massive?"
Misinformed person: "Isn't that a big crazy rave in LA?"
Informed person: "No, it's a Halloween dance festival that is a lot like a rave, but you can buy tickets at Ticketmaster, it's not in an obscure location out in the middle of nowhere, and drugs are not used/sold openly."
Misinformed person: "Isn't that a big crazy rave in LA?"
Informed person: "No, it's a Halloween dance festival that is a lot like a rave, but you can buy tickets at Ticketmaster, it's not in an obscure location out in the middle of nowhere, and drugs are not used/sold openly."
by Shani Lyric November 10, 2007
Get the monster massivemug.