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Monday afternoon

A mulatto male. If a Monday is a black male, then a Monday afternoon is a mulatto male.
Is that guy black or white? I think he is a Monday afternoon.
by fat ugly jamaican April 30, 2008
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Wet Monday

To work from home. Usually as a result of the apathy felt on a wet monday morning.
Alexa didn't come into work today as she was having a Wet Monday.
by Ebi G August 30, 2006
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Super Bowl Monday

1. The celebration day of the Super Bowl for all Americans and football fans in Asia. The time in which the Super Bowl airs in America is equivalent to the time people in Asia are watching it except the time zones are different by 12 hours, so while the US watches it on Sunday, it is Monday morning in Asia and people there still watch it. Work schedules, though lenient on these days, are still in motion.

2. Basically a Super Bowl hangover when you wake up wondering what happened, who won, and how much you drank. Basically a hangover plus all the Super Bowl stuff.
1. John: "Have a nice Super Bowl Sunday!"
Steve: "You forget that I live in China. We don't have Super Bowl Sunday. We have Super Bowl Monday."
John: "Oh cool! So, you don't have work do you?"
Steve: "Unfortunately, I do. Thanks for reminding me."

2. Brenda: "Want something to drink?"
Tony: "No thanks, I don't want a Super Bowl Monday tomorrow. Too much work."
Brenda: "Yeah. Ain't nobody got time for that!"
by Aintnobodygottimeforthat February 5, 2013
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monday love

When you just can't wait for Monday to come, usually because you'll be back at school (or work), and you make a huge deal about how excited you are.
A: Oohhh.... I can't wait for Monday! I'm so excited!!!
B: You idiot! Why would you WANT to go to school???
A: Because then I can go to all my exciting classes!
*B leaves, realizing that A has "monday love"*
by Inspiratron February 11, 2008
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modar

a homosexual man who claims that jesus is his reason for his prudity and hits on his girlfriend's other homosexual friends.
"We've been dating for 2 months, and that modar hasn't so much as kissed me!"

"Everyone's just waiting for that modar to come out. Even his girlfriend!"
by Anoni Moose March 1, 2008
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Monday Sickness

A feeling experienced by (But not limited to,) high school aged individuals on the first day of every school week (Monday).
Common symptoms include:
Lowered brain functions,
Bad Temper,
Stress,
and an overall feeling of human (Or otherwise) excrement.
*Jimmy wakes up*
*Jimmy sees it's Monday*
*Jimmy goes back to sleep*

Example 2

1: "Dude, I got a 57% on that test last Monday..."
2: "That's Monday Sickness for you..."
by Perchant February 3, 2014
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Monay

A snake that steals 🤩
Oh look we have a wild Monay , don’t get too close , it bites
by CallMeJesus1004 June 7, 2018
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