Mississippi Blitz

The amount of seconds you have to kiss your cousin in flag or touch football before you can rush the Quarterback

I hate having a 5 Mississippi Blitz, Cletus gets too handsy with me.

by Snooopminnis November 16, 2019

Mississippi Charlie Kirk

Taking a sniper shot up the asshole by a man with black hair

Im gonna give you a Mississippi Charlie Kirk tonight

by MississippiPussyCunt December 20, 2025

Mississippi Meat Pie

5 dudes and 1 chick in a sexual relationship

Carl and the boys had a Mississippi meat pie with Candice after her shift

by Mike Cocknballs November 21, 2020

Mississippi pearl drop

Mississippi pearl drop- is when an oyster is inserted halfway into an anus, fully dressed(horseradish/hot sauce/squeezed lemon) then sucked out by the partners mouth. This MUST be done in a timely manner.

Damn did you see that chick last night doing a Mississippi Pearl Drop at the corner of Zimple and Broadway?

by Ppgang official March 28, 2022

Mississippi Treasure Hunt

pursuing the cousin of your ex. If the cousin is of the same gender as the pursuer ie the male breaks up with the female to pursue her male cousin, its a mississippi treasure hunt with a hint of lime.

My boyfriend and i broke up and now I want to go after his cute cousin, so I'm going on a mississippi treasure hunt.

by docta fill April 5, 2011

mississippi motorboat

When a woman explosively farts on your penis. Sending shockwaves down your shaft. And probably a shiver up your spine.

She gave me a Mississippi motorboat last night.

by Jam5287 July 28, 2024

Mississippi camp tent

After your partner squints on your balls you then proceed to hang them over her eyes stretching you bahg down to her lips therfore pitching your Mississippi camp tent

Hey bro, my girlfriend squirted on my balls. So I gave her an Mississippi camp tent

by Ecotectheworld April 9, 2024