Matts

Matts is usually a very annoying person. Will get beat up at school. Big fat loser.

Matts is such a loser. I hate Matts the loser

by MonkeMan2464 November 25, 2021

matt white

a total man-slag who wears more than one pair of womens underwear

"that guy is such a matt white, i can see all three of his thongs!"

by high hill lil February 22, 2009

Matt Shaw

a drink consisting of cider (and possibly some pinapple juice) served in a very tall glass

Matt Shaws are easy to drink, we get together on fridays and go on a mission

by Jonathan Boothby February 5, 2008

Matt Wade

A thick bootied big boy. He Is the Biggest DJ in Portland, and soon the World. He has the biggest heart and an even bigger pee pee. Check out his Soundcloud.

“Matt Wade have my babies!”

by littlebabybitch January 7, 2019

Matt Myers

An autistic specimen. Some may call him a professional wrestler for the amount of times he's beaten people up.

"Hey look, the special kid is throwing somebody on the floor and punching him!"
"That's a Matt Myers alright."

by schoolstopwatchingme October 29, 2017

Matt Smith

Matt Smith is the most handsome man to walk the earth, he is an incredibly talented actor and has an amazing face ,he also played the 11th doctor in the amazing programme "doctor who" .

Person 1:who's that on your telly
Person 2:Oh ,that's Matt Smith

Person 1:Oh my god that man is so hot!
Person 2: tell me about it!

by MattSmithsbb July 17, 2020

Matt Whiteman

An advanced sex position where the female holds the knife, and the boy(s) have a straw. The boy(s) shove the straw up their penis(es) and the woman gets blindfolded. The woman blindly chops at the straw sticking out, and sees how close she can get to the tip. If you get your penis chopped off, you are a Matt Whiteman.

Girl: Are you ready for this?
Guy: Yeah, I'm ready! Just don't give me a bloody Matt Whiteman!

by Babycomeback January 13, 2013