Matthew 

A Matthew is ragin homophobe he is super religious. He is a fat mexican that cant play basketball to save his life. Though struggling to cross the border a few times he still manages to sell drugs to the low lifes in the U.S.A. He pretends to cut his wrist for attention because he has zero friends. He loves tacos and El Chapo. He prays to El Chapo every night before bed and lets not forget Pablo Escobar.

See that fat dirty Mex over there, thats a Matthew

See that guy overdosing, thats a Matthew.

Omg theres an earthquake, no thats just Matthew.

Matthew by MexMexMexTentacionMexMexMex May 23, 2018

Matthew 

Matthews are quiet. You think their into you but they never are, thats just how they act. They aren’t called Matt, thats too much of a bad boy name. They are really sweet.

Girl 1: That guys so awkward and quiet.
Girl 2: Gotta be a Matthew.

Matthew by AL20000 June 24, 2018

Matthew 

Matthew is a very geeky boy. he used methods such as the deer face, gusher walk, and the emotion pushed to deal with negative energy. he is very emotional and he’s good at certain things that are inappropriate for young audiences. His younger brother often beats him up, but in a playful way. he is often spotted with his anime body pillow, or just trying to fit in.

~ He’s really geeky! what a matthew.
~ Matthews are good at math
~ He likes anime? such a matthew

Matthew by ifhieo3hfo3l4 June 30, 2018

Matthew 

Matthew is a guy you never want to let go of. Usually hooks up with the tall, athletic girls who make him laugh. Mathew is like no other and you never want to be caught up in the friend zone with him. He is tall, dirty blonde, with blue/gray eyes. If you have a Matthew, keep him

Matthew is waving over here!

Matthew by NOSEBEST July 17, 2018

Matthew 

The sweetest boy ever! Who has the nicest brown eyes, that has the cutest freckles. They are awesome boyfriends, who always want a reason to be with their girl. Matthew's are cute, kind, smart, and warmhearted. They are so funny and have the best smiles that brighten up your day. He swears but it's cute.

Random girl: Can you help me with a math question?
Matthew: Of course

Matthew by dountshopbitch67 June 7, 2018

Matthew 

Sexy fuckboy you will learn to love and hate

Yo look at Matthew!

Matthew by Dripdrip. May 28, 2018

Matthew 

a really cute boy with cute southern voice. he is very sweet and any girl would be lucky to have him. dont fuck up a friendship or relationship cuz they are very hard to get back. he is a daddys boy and loves sports like football and base ball. he always wears a hat but always remembers to take it off when at the dinner table or when praying. he has dirty blonde hair that you wish you could run your hands through.

is that matthew yes! isnt he so cute i know, i wish i didnt mess up our friendship

Matthew by lyndaaa:) May 29, 2018