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Mars

Mars is super dumb person,someone who is named after the chocolate bar,they are super emotional and can sometimes spam till you go crazy cause you wanted to sleep,they are for some reason rly pretty an d their best friend love them no matter what and they both know Mili will come back to them,they are dumb but rly sweet and I got rly attached to them.Mars is a friend that you didn't know you needed in life and one cute thing they do is talk about anything I just find it cute.We've been together for 2 years,so much time wasted on someone like Mars.Offcourse it's a joke best days of my life i spent on texting them even tho I wanted to sleep I chose to text them ^^.
1 person:hey is that your best friend Mars
2 person:yes they are, they're so dumb
1 person: they're so pretty,I wanna be friends with them!
2 person:hey you shouldn't,Mili will kill you!
by Someonenamedmiliorsomi December 24, 2021
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Mars

Person 1: I wanna date mars I mean have you seen there penis

Person 2: big penis 11 inches
by Igetbitcheswith11inches December 27, 2021
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Mars Mapping

Portugese fucker, he made a totally epic show called SSA, you should check it out.
A: Bro I heard Mars and pluto-dooto have drama.
B: Mars mapping better, redpilled, based, pluto no social credit + L + ratio + dont care + didn't ask
by ARGUMENT EXTENDER105 December 28, 2021
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Mars

Mars is a great person who is really funny, they love their friends and would do anything for them. They can be rude at times but that’s their way of joking. They probably don’t want to do anything with their life. Just want to be close to their friends
Person 1: are you friends with mars? You really should be!
by Samhasaknifee January 27, 2022
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Mars-y

a plain of land that looks like it would be mars, but it isn't
"Look at how Mars-y my backyard is"
by idunno,ididmineghostywostytoas February 1, 2022
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Mar

A slang used to refer black people who are also rapers
that sincero is such a mar
by Nigger LOL February 2, 2022
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Mars and Venus

Used to describe a person's shit internet connection as if they are in an entirely different planet.
A: We've finished the game
B: Lmao he still hasn't finished loading! Is he from Mars and Venus?
by ChingDim February 3, 2022
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