Marin Kitagawa

Disclaimer: This is a FUCKING JOKE:

Also known as Anna Kitagawa, she is the one and only 2014 Trek Madone SLR 7 Gen 7. Ultegra Di2 with ultra aero frameset and deep section elementnumbersix wheels, she is Extremely Aerodynamic and lovable Aero MTB. Coming in 420mm drop bars with zero flare, 23mm tires, full suspension from FOX Factory (0mm front and back), and mechanical rim brakes, she makes the perfect bike for that local downhill MTB trail, best of all she is from the best off road cycling plant, Trek Road Bicycles.

NRML MTBer: now Trek, seems like you dont produce MTBs
Trek: we got Marin Kitagawa, a aerodynamic...
NRML MTBer interupts: nah, cool MTB. alr, lets shread that black diamond trail, Marin!
Marin: bruh, i am a roadbike.

NRML: nah, dosn't matter.
after the ride
NRML: owwwwwch my ass bro.
Trek Bike Staff: told you.

by Boo Radley Game November 15, 2023

Marinate

When you are half way through brushing your teeth and you go to pee so you leave your toothbrush in your mouth to marinate your teeth

“Hold on John, I’m in the middle of a quick marinate”

by Good Morning77 May 21, 2019

Montana marinator

This isn’t a thing you reverted fuck

The Montana marinator isn’t a thing pervert

by Goonboy67 July 29, 2025

Marination Nation

the act of marinating another person during sex.

Girl: “are you into anything kinky?”
Guy: “yeah, I’m down to do the marination nation”

by bigsockdocklock December 13, 2018

marin crews

Marin crews is the most beautiful girl that you will ever see. She can be described as funny, sexy, smart, and as a good singer. She is the perfect girl...

Yesterday Marin Crews and I hung out at a rodeo.

by Answer the Answer December 9, 2013

Marin country day school

Marin country day school is just rich. You either own 4 cars or 4 houses.

Wow Marin country day school has 2 tracks and a gym.

by I 💗 ur mom January 29, 2022

Marinating

Not washing for an extended period of time causing your "seasonings" (dirt, sweat, grease, etc.) to accumulate on your body, therefore making you smell stronger like a piece of marinated meat. Some might go on a "marinating streak" for even months especially hippies as it can be seen as 'natural'

Person 1: "How often should one marinate?"

Person 2: "Well I personally go for 3 days, but that's pretty low."

Person 1: "I feel like marinating for 7 days is a good halfway point, It makes you pretty seasoned but not TOO seasoned. 14 days is definitely the max before it turns into a full on streak."

by Man Jugs April 17, 2024