muscle milk

a handjob from a cheap prostitute

"hey joe i'm gonna go buy some muscle milk from your mom"

by fuck you just post my fucking December 31, 2017

love Muscle

If you have made over 50% of yats from essex squirt then you are a love muscle.

oh my god that guy is such a love muscle.

by MrBarv August 01, 2022

love Muscle

If you have made over 50% of yats from essex squirt then you are a love muscle.

oh my god that guy is such a love muscle.

by MrBarv August 01, 2022

fishing muscles

another name for your obliques (and often occasionally your forearm muscles)

josh: Dude, Quinn, nice fishing muscles. Been hitting the gym?

Quinn: kinda...

by gotfan November 08, 2011

Baby Muscles

A.A.C.D , basically weak
pumping serioids

no talent
weak

"omg look at baby muscles over there
he must have been taking steriods last night"

by thanamelessone December 08, 2009

Wrinlky muscle

Noun- the Wrinkly Muscle is a slang term used throught the u.k which is generally percieved to mean scrotum, often an insult although, not always

"Oh my god, what are you doing you Wrinlky muscle"

"My Wrinlky muscle is itchy"

by Smudgeee April 03, 2010

Doughnut muscle

Another word for your asshole

She said when I come over I can put it in any hole Including her doughnut muscle

by Mista M.O.B. November 16, 2018