Mushlets

Any poo to come from your anus in any form other than solid and not hitting the water forming a mushroom like figure around your sphincter. Thus to be aggressively wiped again and again.... Mushlets

Dude I got killer mushlet shits goin on!

or

Mom I got mad mushlets from the protein you bought me

by Sir Lovestopoopalot July 23, 2009

beer muscles

what most douche bags get after drinking 2 or more beers, and think they are a cage fighter.

Scott- Hey Steve have you seen Derick?

Steve- Ya, douche bag Derick had his second beer flexed his beer muscles and is over there trying to fight all those bikers in the corner...

by S squared June 19, 2012

Sleek Puma Like Muscles

When a man is very attractive and the only way a girl can express his attractiveness is by envisioning the ferociousness of a member of the big cat family.

"Hey Olivia, did you see Stuart and David yesterday at the pool party?"
"Definitely, Sleek Puma Like Muscles everywhere!"

by #swagg September 5, 2011

Mustle

Mustle or to mustle someone, you spit in your partners anus and stir your finger around until the saliva has gotten brown. Then you suck that out fast as hell and swallow it.

-Jenna had me mustle her yesterday, it wasn't as bad as I thought.

-Jenna and me was mustling yesterday, it wasn't as bad as I thought. (You could also replace "mustling" with just "musting" in this sentence.)

-I mustled Jenna yesterday it wasn't as bad as I thought. (You could also replace "mustled" with just "musted" in this sentence.)

by Herpulez January 6, 2014

Musclecar

Vehicle usually powered by large V8 engine

The Musclecar era never ends

by Musclecar August 31, 2003

musclehead

An automotive enthusiast who believes in the philosophy that the bigger a car's engine, the better it is. Used in a perjorative fashion.

If you take 2 cars, one with a V-6 and one with a V-8, the stereotypical musclehead will always believe the car with the V-8 is better, even though the car with the V-6 may actually be faster for other reasons (lighter weight, higher displacement-to-horsepower ratio, turbos, superchargers, etc.), have better handling and response, etc.

by D.L. Crosse February 3, 2007

musclerexia

A disease carried by a dude who is addicted to "beefing up"; frequently says things like "My arms are SO small", "I need to go to the gym", and "I think I'm gonna do steroids". Psychological impairment causes him to see small, wimpy dude when he looks in the mirror, and constantly self abase. Male version of the common disease anorexia.

Noah's friends became worried when he became socially withdrawn and spent all his time lifting weights. They thought about staging an intervention for Musclerexia

by chaboodle March 19, 2010