The funniest of the Scary Movie .... um, movies. It has by far the most bizarre, must-see alternate ending ever!
George: You guys ever wonder what it would be like to stop livin' up here
*puts hand up in the air*
George: and start livin' down here?
*puts hand down low*
Mahalik: Or what if we stop livin' over here
*puts his hand out to the side*
Mahalik: and start livin' over there?
*puts his hand to the other side*
CJ: Shit, my aunt Shaneequa used to live over there! But that bitch got evicted though.
Mahalik: For what?
CJ: Mice.
Mahalik: I thought she had rats?
CJ: No, rats are outside, mice are inside.
Mahalik: But what if a mouse goes outside does it become a rat, and if a rat is in the house, is it a mouse?
CJ: I ain't seen no mouse outside. That's what I'm sayin'.
Mahalik: That's because it's a rat, fool!
CJ: Damn! You mighta just made fact. That's some real shit...
*puts hand up in the air*
George: and start livin' down here?
*puts hand down low*
Mahalik: Or what if we stop livin' over here
*puts his hand out to the side*
Mahalik: and start livin' over there?
*puts his hand to the other side*
CJ: Shit, my aunt Shaneequa used to live over there! But that bitch got evicted though.
Mahalik: For what?
CJ: Mice.
Mahalik: I thought she had rats?
CJ: No, rats are outside, mice are inside.
Mahalik: But what if a mouse goes outside does it become a rat, and if a rat is in the house, is it a mouse?
CJ: I ain't seen no mouse outside. That's what I'm sayin'.
Mahalik: That's because it's a rat, fool!
CJ: Damn! You mighta just made fact. That's some real shit...
by bohdave April 30, 2005
The long cranking of a car that is trying to start in a horror movie. Usually by a teen girl in a tight skirt and high heels. she usually floods the engine.
by Big Tom December 30, 2004
by Ri308432 December 10, 2008
A person that spends an uncommonly large amount of free time watching movies therefore basing the majority of his personality on quoting popular lines in movies.
A person that loves to state how they hate cable but its really just because they are either too cheap or too poor to purchase cable so they settle for NetFlix instead and therefore spend most of their time quoting movies and telling you how awesome the show "Breaking Bad" or Dexter is to watch 15 hours a day.
A person that loves to state how they hate cable but its really just because they are either too cheap or too poor to purchase cable so they settle for NetFlix instead and therefore spend most of their time quoting movies and telling you how awesome the show "Breaking Bad" or Dexter is to watch 15 hours a day.
Joe: Can you believe what it's like talking to Kyle?
Jim: I know all he does is quote Beer Fest and scenes from Old School or Anchorman. He's got zero of his own personality. What a movie quote whore.
Jim: I know all he does is quote Beer Fest and scenes from Old School or Anchorman. He's got zero of his own personality. What a movie quote whore.
by Ima firin Ma Lazer November 27, 2011
Bee Movie Script - Dialogue Transcript
Voila! Finally, the Bee Movie script is here for all you fans of the Jerry Seinfeld animated movie. This puppy is a transcript that was painstakingly transcribed using the screenplay and/or viewings of the movie to get the dialogue. I know, I know, I still need to get the cast names in there and all that jazz, so if you have any corrections, feel free to drop me a line. At least you'll have some Bee Movie quotes (or even a monologue or two) to annoy your coworkers with in the meantime, right?
And swing on back to Drew's Script-O-Rama afterwards -- because reading is good for your noodle. Better than Farmville, anyway.
Bee Movie Script
According to all known laws
of aviation,
there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.
Voila! Finally, the Bee Movie script is here for all you fans of the Jerry Seinfeld animated movie. This puppy is a transcript that was painstakingly transcribed using the screenplay and/or viewings of the movie to get the dialogue. I know, I know, I still need to get the cast names in there and all that jazz, so if you have any corrections, feel free to drop me a line. At least you'll have some Bee Movie quotes (or even a monologue or two) to annoy your coworkers with in the meantime, right?
And swing on back to Drew's Script-O-Rama afterwards -- because reading is good for your noodle. Better than Farmville, anyway.
Bee Movie Script
According to all known laws
of aviation,
there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.
Bee Movie Script
by Your Damn Mother October 28, 2019
The state of mind after watching a scary movie. Symptoms include looking over the shoulder, checking under the bed, closing the curtains, anxiety of the dark and shadowy areas, sensitivity to sudden noise, and fears of normally non-scary objects (ie. television, dolls, clowns, etc.). The duration of this state of mind depends on how much of a chicken shit the person is.
"Don't bother her, she has a severe case of Scary Movie Syndrome."
"SMS is the cause of nightlight companies' success."
"SMS is the cause of nightlight companies' success."
by Lorca the Great April 23, 2010
Fatal syndrome leading to the sudden death of any individual who has been subjected to ridiculously cheesy films with titles so lame they should be illegal. Also known as LMS.
My mom watched 3 Lifetime movies yesterday and got Lifetime Movie Syndrome. She's no longer with us.
by average josephina March 04, 2013