x-mas

christmas(supposedly used to be secular)

X-mas is over, get up and get your ass ready.

by The Return of Light Joker January 9, 2008

Ma Deuce is on the Loose!

Ma Deuce is on the Loose is military slang, for the effective use of a M-2 .50 heavy machine gun in combat.

The sappers try to cut the perimeter wire, but they get cut down when Ma Deuce is on the Loose!

by I, Wreckerrr October 12, 2016

Blasphe-mas

A time of year when the immaculate birth of an important religious figure is inaccurately celebrated while the holiday is simultaneously stripped of all religious meaning.

Merry Blasphe-mas, Blasphe-mas

by SubEclipse November 11, 2008

kyden ma

a little boy with a huge penis.. known to have sex every day. with different girls. he is known to be on a porn site. and is very famous on pornhub. he has a very small ass but it is filled with kyden juice

kyden ma is a fuck boii and very famous on porn sites and in daily life

by ??unknownsexperson February 13, 2017

Fuck Ma

To perform sexual intercourse with a woman.

Yo baby, you get a nigga dick in tha position. When you gonna let me Fuck Ma'.

by Fuckma89 August 5, 2008

Merry ex-mas

This is the way to jokingly which your ex a happy holiday.

Merry ex-mas, Susie!

by I, Wreckerrr November 29, 2020

Lao Gan ma

A brand of chilli liked by John Cena and all worldwide greats

"Hello Weibo! I'm currently shooting a movie and I'm on a break and having a meal.

I cannot use my mobile phone during filming so I'm now filming this (video) because they gave me Lao Gan Ma.

I am not familiar with Lao Gan Ma, but the Chinese say this is an excellent chilli sauce.

So now I use Lao Gan Ma every day on my broccoli. I use a lot of Lao Gan Ma.

This is not an advertisement. I am not related to Lao Gan Ma in any way.

But I think many Chinese like this (the sauce). I'm trying to embrace more Chinese culture.

A lot of Chinese say that Lao Gan Ma is part of Chinese culture so I eat broccoli with Lao Gan Ma every day.

Really, really good. I really like it." -John Cena

by Mohammad Abdul April 23, 2021