The moment you finally realise you're not a 70 year old man with a cock as hard as a soaking wet sheet of Asda's own brand single ply toilet roll and it's really not that difficult to slide one into the girl of your dreams.
Fucking hell you absolute limp dick that was depressing. Have a word with Pele and give me a call when you're back in London.
by NotPexbo May 6, 2017
Get the Back in Londonmug. londons a simp is a term you use for someone who is simping so hard for someone and watching them flirt makes you want to throw up
by Theplastics July 29, 2020
Get the londons a simpmug. London
by Kianni April 3, 2019
Get the Londonmug. Well........................................................................Khake Toh Dekho.........................................
by LBCWala November 24, 2021
Get the London Bubble Co.mug. London Clean
A tall skinny woman built like a man, no curves, no behind, short hair, ponytail, lesbian figure type
A tall skinny woman built like a man, no curves, no behind, short hair, ponytail, lesbian figure type
by 0802954 December 11, 2022
Get the London Cleanmug. The name London means really pretty and funny but she can be a bitch sometimes. She is always around a boy but always knows how to make them smile. You don’t want to loose your London, she is one of the best people you’ll ever met. She knows how to have a great time.
London if really pretty and funny
by Bigbear0527 June 6, 2019
Get the Londonmug. The act of Paedophilia or cousin marriage. A reference to the disproportionately large number of cousin marriages and acts of paedophilia that statistically happen inside the Greater London area. People from the rest of the U.K. refer to paedophiles as being afflicted with the “Londoner’s disease”.
“See that guy Luke? Guy who just moved from Tottenham? Checked him out on the register. Turns out he’s got the Londoner’s disease”
by Barnabeast98 January 2, 2024
Get the Londoner’s diseasemug.