Lesbian Protector

A typically male person who looks out for, cares for, and protects their lesbian friends.
They're not dating, he's just her lesbian protector.
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dude lesbian

Hey check out that dude lesbian.

Yea that bitch looks like a dude.
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Lesbian sex

Here's your story🙄 I was waiting for my girlfriend to come over for so king I had made a fort with fairy lights, blankets and a mattress. When she finally arrived we cuddled and watched a movie and she kissed me softly. We continued watching the movie till I noticed she was slightly grinding on leg. I winked at her and she climbed on too of me kissing me as she removed her shirt and jean shorts. Revealing matching lace bra and panties barely contain tin her boobs. She removed my clothes and began kissing down my body. She reached my pussy and stopped for just a moment as she removed my panties she teased me at first using my extreme wettness to softly rub my clit then using her tongue and fingers. Then she reaches into her bag and grabs a small pink vibrator as she slowly increases the intensity until she brings me to a roaring climax as pleasure filled my body. Shaking I slowly got up and went to work fingering and rubbing her clit. We started to scissor going faster until we climax together. I kiss her and we cuddle as we finish our movie.
I cant wait for tonight. Me and my girlfriend are going to have lesbian sex.
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Lesbian Pileup

Act where any number of lesbian women pile on top of each other for sexual pleasure. Typically involving four or more females but can grow to double digit numbers where the pressure on the bottom of said pileup reaching lethal levels.
Alyx: Oh man, my chest really hurts for some reason.

Mike: You should know by now Alyx that pressures can be quite large at the bottom of lesbian pileups.
by jtsiz November 13, 2011
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Lesbian Leaning

The act of slightly leaning against a friend of the female persuasion, which may be misconstrued as consensual same-sex-attraction-giving-vibes.
(Suitemate walks in on two friends leaning against eachother while watching a movie)

Suitemate: You two are totally lesbian leaning right now!

Or my favorite pseudo-homophobic moment:
(You find out your old friend just came out)
Self: Holey guac! (Fill in said Leaner's name) totally just came out! I hope we didn't accidentally lesbian lean!
by Math Nerd, Inc. January 16, 2009
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Angry Lesbian

What remains when a lesbian's lover suddenly jumps the fence over into having, or wanting to have, sex with men.
Judy: "Hi, Donna. I haven't seen Sara and Kat out lately. What's the scoop?"

Donna: "Sara discovered during her lesbianage of Kat that she had jumped the fence and has been seeing a man on the side. Some say they watched Sara build a bonfire in her front yard containing most of Kat's things. The fire department had to be called out to get the fire under control."

Pat: "Yes, Sara is definitely the Angry Lesbian now."
by passionwink January 25, 2008
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Would lesbian

Despite my heterosexual status as a female, if an attractive woman were to come on to me I would happily oblige.
John: Damn Carrie looks so hot in that mini skirt right now.
Daniel : Five bucks says you won't even go over there and talk to her.

John: Whatever man.. Donna what do you think would you tap that?
Donna: oh yeah she's hot . Would lesbian
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