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Landon

Landon is the best boyfriend in the world. He knows just what to say when you are feeling down. He always brings a smile to your face. When he hugs you, your body just melts into his arms. He is very cute, tall, funny, and so much more. He is the light of your world and you don't want to ever let him go.

His eyes are what get you every time. Even though they are brown the are the most gorgeous eyes ever. He knows just what to say to make you smile. He is very funny. He has the prettiest girlfriend that ever was. She is kind hearted and cares about everyone especially Landon.

He played baseball when he was little and stopped playing but still loves the game. His favorite sport is football and he is the quarter back of the team. Landon is 5"9 and will be 6"4. He is the sweetest person you will ever meet and you definitely don't want to ever let him go.
Girl 1: "Did you see Landon and his girlfriend holding hands in the hallway today?"
Girl 2: "YES! They are the cutest but I really wish that I was her because I want a Landon of my own!"
by Ashy Paige April 7, 2020
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And inbred bitch,uglyass hoe, dumbass motherfucker
IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF
IT'S NOT THAT BAD AT LEAST YOU'RE NOT A LANDON
YOU'RE RIGHT
by 1.2.3@bc April 15, 2020
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He got a nice booty. They also can make you laugh when you are feeling down. They enjoy big warm hugs.
by Karlz Disney April 16, 2020
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Who's that guy always shirt chasing?
Oh that's just landon
by Sasha Nitz April 25, 2020
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Landon is a charming man with a smile that can light up the room. Landon is very caring and sympathetic, but still always manages to have a good time. Another thing that attracts the ladies to Landon is his tendency to have a big penis, length and girth.
Girl: Damn look at that guy over there! So dreamy!
Girls Grandmother: Oh I know, darling, I slept with him! His name is Landon.
by sixtynine ways to eat April 27, 2020
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Landon is a fucking pervert and sucks no one gets why every girl likes him he's an asshole and shows people his penis because "that's what friends do" and he uses people to become the popular kid in school
Is that landon? Ugh yeah, didn't he use you just because your popular and he's not? *Sigh* yeah
by Gavinknows June 20, 2020
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Landon is a kid that is short and will do cocaine and smoke. He will get girls but will break their heart after, he's that basic white boy that dreams to be the second Shawn Mendas. He'd go to 711 every now and then to buy coke and Dr. Pepper.
Henry: is that Landon?
Jason: I think, why is he getting cocaine...he looks like he's only 12
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