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Scobienz Law

The law of nature that describes the tendency for desperate single mothers from third world countries to cling onto lonely, socially awkward British males who couldn't dream of getting any woman otherwise.
Impoverished Marielle from the Philippines finally gave up on finding a real man to support her and her kid and was desperate enough to accept the awkward sexual advances of a gawky British guy in order to survive. Poor girl fell victim to Scobienz Law.
by General Macavelli July 9, 2018
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Lenz's Law

Lenz's law is a law in physics defining the direction of induced EMF.
Lonberg: Then we have Lenz's Law. You see, Lenz is like Robin to Faraday's Batman
by Maeamian May 4, 2009
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law of detachment

In mathematical logic, the Law of Detachment says that if the following two statements are true:

(1) If p, then q.

(2) p
Then we can derive a third true statement:

(3) q.
Damn dude! I'm doing lesson 2.3 on the law of detachment in my geometry book!
by greendevil32 September 8, 2016
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ex-laws

The people who were your in-laws before your divorce.
Ten years after her divorce, she still visits her ex-laws in Croatia.
by Edgy Cathy January 25, 2009
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helicopter-in-law

An over-involved parent of a spouse whose compulsive need to demonstrate their support of their child inadvertently undermines that child's marriage through over the top gifts, paying of regular expenses, or repeatedly weighing in on decisions in support of their child.
Linda and Jim never really found their own way forward. His helicopter-in-laws were always buying their daughter whatever she wanted and haranguing him for not providing for their daughter's desires.
by WisCur January 28, 2015
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Andrians Law

Wii is the Nintendo of consoles”.
To be a true gamer, you must know Andrians Law.
by Kalashnikov 47 June 26, 2021
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Herpes' Law

Herpes' Law is an adage or epigram that is typically stated as: "If you don't get tested for an std, you can be assured you don't have one. Only once the knowledge of an std is brought to light, is the disease active."
Naw bro I'm clean......Herpes' Law.
by Commonersflaw May 8, 2011
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